Charging..., charging, Charging! CLEAR!!!!! I’m The Defibrillator, I catch every fib you spit Even the ones you grew up quoting and never questioned a bit Every soft little saying you hide behind I’m about to shock the truth back into your spine The Defibrillator! Clear the lies! I’m shocking the truth back into your eyes! The Defibrillator! Feel the jolt! Your favorite saying just got completely exposed "Meanwhile, somewhere downtown"... Whoa, easy there! Are you okay? You're sweating like a pig! Oh my God, I think he's having a heart attack! Help! Someone, please help! "Dun! Dun! Dunn!!!!" It's the Defibrillator! Oh, thank God—the Defibrillator! Please help! He's having a heart attack! Did I hear someone say, “sweating like a pig”? What? What are you saying, Defibrillator? Please help him—he's having a heart attack! Do you even know how many sweat glands a pig actually has? What are you talking about? He's having a heart attack! You're the Defibrillator—help him! “what goes up must come down”? Are you an idiot, or just a flat Earth clown "Have you done any research? are you even aware of how much helium the planet loses every year" “can't start a fire without a spark?” — "thunder only happens when it's raining" maybe you'll still be alive when I get done explaining... “Time heals all wounds”? Some of y’all are still bleeding from ‘92 You just got better at smiling while the infection grew The Defibrillator! Clear the lies! I’m shocking the truth back into your eyes! The Defibrillator! Feel the jolt! Your favorite saying just got exposed I have done more than you could have imagined. I've set the record straight on pig sweating. Please don't use that phrase inaccurately again. He's dying! He's dying! Please help him! Whenever there's a white lie being told, Whenever an inaccurate statement's being spewed, Whenever you think it's okay to fib, even a little bit— I, the Defibrillator, will be there to set the record straight! No, no, no, no, no! I think he's dead! Oh My God! My job here is done. I'm off, in search of more fallacies of foot! No more soft landings, no more pretty little lies I’m The Defibrillator... and you’re about to get fried The Defibrillator! Clear the lies! I’m shocking the truth back into your eyes! The Defibrillator! Yeah I’m the worst! I’ll call out your fibs till your heart wants to burst! The Defibrillator! Tell the truth! The Defibrillator! Get your facts straight! The Defibrillator! To,,,, save,,,,,, the,,,,, dayyyy!!!
