Brown Noser

Jazz-noir swing metal with a 1950s alley-cat pulse, walking upright bass, brushed snare snaps, and distorted guitar stabs punching on the backbeat; verse glides sly and smoky, pre-chorus tightens with cymbal ticks and rising bass runs, chorus explodes into gang vocal taunts and honking brass hits, Lead vocal stays close-mic and wry with doubled sneers, quick ad-lib shouts on the hook, and a final bridge that strips to bass and finger snaps before the last hard swing drop, Gritty, glossy, and punchy in the mix, jazz, metal

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[Verse 1] He walks in slick Shoes like a grin Got a tie so straight And a knife for skin Got his palm out first Got his head bowed low Says, "Whatever you need" Then he starts to glow He knows your coffee He knows your chair He laughs too fast Like he practiced there [Pre-Chorus] He says yes, yes, yes With a silver face Puts your name on a throne In the break room space [Chorus] Brown noser Kiss that ring Brown noser Make that boss sing Brown noser Tail so clean Brown noser King of the scene (brown noser) [Verse 2] He claps too hard At the joke you made He nods like a fan In a cheap parade He calls your mistakes "Just a learning curve" Then he polishes praise Till it loses nerve He brings you reports On a velvet tray Says "Sir, you're a legend" In the dullest way [Pre-Chorus] He says yes, yes, yes With a velvet laugh Leaves a little praise note On your welcome mat [Chorus] Brown noser Kiss that ring Brown noser Make that boss sing Brown noser Tail so clean Brown noser King of the scene (brown noser) [Bridge] When the room goes quiet He turns on the shine Takes a bow so deep That it hurts my spine He'd salute your shadow If the sun asked twice He'd lick the ink off Every dotted line [Break] Yeah-yeah Sweet little shark He loves that ladder He climbs in the dark [Final Chorus] Brown noser Kiss that ring Brown noser Make that boss sing Brown noser Tail so clean Brown noser King of the scene (brown noser) Brown noser Close that case Brown noser Smile in your face Brown noser All for show Brown noser Watch him go (brown noser)

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