[Intro] And tonight's unsolved mystery How one woman murdered a family of four So stay tuned, right after this break [Verse 1: Zana] Yes, this episode's sponsored by BetterHelp Now, with promo code "truecrime," you can save twenty percent off your first month of online therapy Now, let's get back to this week's gruesome murders [Verse 2: pinksiifu] No Bravo reunion, I won't do it These bitches is my students, I've influenced Obsessed with my movements, hate to see it I see right through it Your Netflix series lookin' stupid, "This bitch delusional" How could she be this ruthless? The murders I committed in cold blood were rather gruesome As soon as they see me, they say, "Damn, you don't look human" And if you have any information that could lead to an arrest, please call 1-800-SUCK-MY-DICK [Verse 3: Zana] Now, this episode's also brought to you by Mattress Firm Now, we all know sleep is the best medicine And when you're in a business like mine You wanna make sure you get as much rest as you can Use promo code "bodybag" to get 50% off your first order [Verse 4: pinksiifu] And you know I need that lawyer fee You know, like the one my great-grandmother used to tell me about And, no, it don't come with no warranty It's so gory, it's another fuckin' tragedy It's so corny, the way you bitches try to come for me Do not toy with me, the way I spin your block and catch a body Is some Maury shit, it's just the reality of what I do And you could call me back and forth, but I'm not a tennis ball This ain't volleyball, and I'm not into y'all, I do not play at all My name in your mouth like some damn Kegel balls I hope I never fall If you got any questions about this week's case, don't hesitate to call 1-800-SUCK-MY-DICK And I think that wraps it up for this week's episode So don't forget to like and subscribe to the Patreon, so you never miss a murder [Outro] And next week, we'll be talking about the disappearance of one man Who suddenly vanished without a trace So if you don't wanna miss it, make sure to tune in
