Viking Gods Yule Celebration - Crazy Fast Metal Rap

Grog2077

Epic Doom Metal Punk Rap, Rap God, Fastest, Frantic, War drums, Electric Guitar Solos, Reverb, Deep male vocals, Viking accents, Clear harmonies, Aggressive, Celtic Female choir, Cinematic

(A rapid, almost inhumanly fast drum beat kicks in - think Eminem's "Rap God" on overdrive, layered with a distorted, high-pitched whine)

[Intro - Odin, lightning-fast]

Yo, it's Yule, fools! Midwinter's rule, the cruel drool of the frost-giant's tools
Gleam cruel, fuel the Yule duel, break the jewel, it's the Aesir's fuel!
Renew all, imbue all with the brew, call it a truce? Nah, we're comin' for you!
From the halls of Valhalla, we holler, it's a true brawl, a
Godly free-for-all, gonna stand tall, 'til we fall, hear the doom call!

[Verse 1 - Thor raps, even faster]
Thunder-struck, thunder-buck, outta luck, enemies get plucked,
Like a plucked duck, run amuck, get 'em stuck, in the muck, what the-FLUCK?
Mjolnir's swing, hear it sing, a metallic zing, death it'll bring!
Golden ring of the Nibelung thing, makes my hammer bling, hear the heavens ring!
Yule log's blazin', amazin' craze, in a pagan daze, through the winter haze,
Count the days, sing the praise, navigate the maze, through the godly ways!
Feastin' beastin', never ceas in', releasin' the reason, for the freezin' season,
Got the giants pleasin', believin' we're leavin', but we're only teasin'!

[Chorus]
(All Gods, layered and distorted)

**YULE-TIDE'S RISING,  HORIZONS IGNITING, WE'RE UNCOMPROMISING,  SKALDS ARE RECITING!**

**WILD HUNT'S  THRIVING,  THE  DEAD ARE REVIVING,  NO  USE  IN  CONTRIVING,  FATE'S  ARRIVING!**

[Verse 2 - Freya, Sweet Female vocals]
[A dizzying array of internal rhymes and alliteration]

Falcon-feathered, leather-tethered, never weathered, together we're gathered,
Love and battle, hear the rattle, of the sacred cattle, watch the shadows scatter!
Brisingamen's gleam, a fiery dream, it would seem, supreme, by the moonbeam!
Valkyries scream, a violent stream, it would seem, fulfilling the scheme!
Boar-bristled ride, with nothin' to hide, open wide, Yule tide, we abide!
Fertility's flow, watch it grow, to and fro, put on a show, let the good times go!
Golden tears I cry, reachin' for the sky, as the years go by, hear my battle cry!
Runes are cast, shadows amassed, built to last, holdin' fast, livin' in the blast!

[Chorus - All Gods, even more intense and layered than before]

**YULE-TIDE'S RISING,  HORIZONS IGNITING, WE'RE UNCOMPROMISING,  SKALDS ARE RECITING!**

**WILD HUNT'S  THRIVING,  THE  DEAD ARE REVIVING,  NO  USE  IN  CONTRIVING,  FATE'S  ARRIVING!**

[Bridge - Odin, rapid-fire, each word a bullet]

Ragnarok, Surtur's shock, Fenrir's lock, Midgard's flock, on the block!
Yggdrasil's shake, Bifrost's break, for goodness sake, a fiery lake!
Odin's eye, ravens fly, giants die, hear them cry, reach the sky!
Valhalla's gate, seal their fate, it's too late, we celebrate!

[Outro - All the gods shouting, layered over each other]

DRINK THE MEAD! PLANT THE SEED! PAY THE HEED! WE WILL LEAD! TO VICTORY! ETERNALLY! YULE! SKOL! RAGNAROK! DOOM! FOREVER! ASGARD!

(Epic guitar solo, abruptly cuts to silence)

[End]

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(A rapid, almost inhumanly fast drum beat kicks in - think Eminem's "Rap God" on overdrive, layered with a distorted, high-pitched whine) [Intro - Odin, lightning-fast] Yo, it's Yule, fools! Midwinter's rule, the cruel drool of the frost-giant's tools Gleam cruel, fuel the Yule duel, break the jewel, it's the Aesir's fuel! Renew all, imbue all with the brew, call it a truce? Nah, we're comin' for you! From the halls of Valhalla, we holler, it's a true brawl, a Godly free-for-all, gonna stand tall, 'til we fall, hear the doom call! [Verse 1 - Thor raps, even faster] Thunder-struck, thunder-buck, outta luck, enemies get plucked, Like a plucked duck, run amuck, get 'em stuck, in the muck, what the-FLUCK? Mjolnir's swing, hear it sing, a metallic zing, death it'll bring! Golden ring of the Nibelung thing, makes my hammer bling, hear the heavens ring! Yule log's blazin', amazin' craze, in a pagan daze, through the winter haze, Count the days, sing the praise, navigate the maze, through the godly ways! Feastin' beastin', never ceas in', releasin' the reason, for the freezin' season, Got the giants pleasin', believin' we're leavin', but we're only teasin'! [Chorus] (All Gods, layered and distorted) **YULE-TIDE'S RISING, HORIZONS IGNITING, WE'RE UNCOMPROMISING, SKALDS ARE RECITING!** **WILD HUNT'S THRIVING, THE DEAD ARE REVIVING, NO USE IN CONTRIVING, FATE'S ARRIVING!** [Verse 2 - Freya, Sweet Female vocals] [A dizzying array of internal rhymes and alliteration] Falcon-feathered, leather-tethered, never weathered, together we're gathered, Love and battle, hear the rattle, of the sacred cattle, watch the shadows scatter! Brisingamen's gleam, a fiery dream, it would seem, supreme, by the moonbeam! Valkyries scream, a violent stream, it would seem, fulfilling the scheme! Boar-bristled ride, with nothin' to hide, open wide, Yule tide, we abide! Fertility's flow, watch it grow, to and fro, put on a show, let the good times go! Golden tears I cry, reachin' for the sky, as the years go by, hear my battle cry! Runes are cast, shadows amassed, built to last, holdin' fast, livin' in the blast! [Chorus - All Gods, even more intense and layered than before] **YULE-TIDE'S RISING, HORIZONS IGNITING, WE'RE UNCOMPROMISING, SKALDS ARE RECITING!** **WILD HUNT'S THRIVING, THE DEAD ARE REVIVING, NO USE IN CONTRIVING, FATE'S ARRIVING!** [Bridge - Odin, rapid-fire, each word a bullet] Ragnarok, Surtur's shock, Fenrir's lock, Midgard's flock, on the block! Yggdrasil's shake, Bifrost's break, for goodness sake, a fiery lake! Odin's eye, ravens fly, giants die, hear them cry, reach the sky! Valhalla's gate, seal their fate, it's too late, we celebrate! [Outro - All the gods shouting, layered over each other] DRINK THE MEAD! PLANT THE SEED! PAY THE HEED! WE WILL LEAD! TO VICTORY! ETERNALLY! YULE! SKOL! RAGNAROK! DOOM! FOREVER! ASGARD! (Epic guitar solo, abruptly cuts to silence) [End]

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