VERSE Come gather round kids There's some things you should know About once upon a time Before your daddy was grown Thinkin' I'm so smart Couldn't learn nothin' new But that was before google Half of what I thought wasn't true I would ride the bus to school No seat belts or A C I had a binder called a trapper keeper I took everywhere with me Thank god I had a mom and dad I didn't know were cool Cuz they wouldn't sign the form That let them spank me at school CHORUS I mastered the snake game And Oregon trail Texting with a No kia Never seemed to go well There wasn't anything called the Internet And for sure no Mine craft or Roblox yet No one really cared about disposable plastics And all the games and computers had 8 bit graphics VERSE Telephones and radios All used to have wires If you wanted to change the channel You had to find pliers Crankin' the levers on our car doors To get the windows up and down How you gunna find your way to somewhere new With no map apps to be found CHORUS BRIDGE Tick tock was just the sound of a clock Couldn't listen to the rap Or a lot of the rock Let's talk about how There was no Siri to save me Then I'll tell you bout the legend Of the beanie baby CHORUS That's right I said 8 bit graphics (it's just a bunch of big blocks)