[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen… Please welcome… DJ Barko! Woof! [Verse 1] I bought some giant speakers For a little house party night Thought my dog would hate the noise And run away in fright But the moment that the beat dropped He jumped up from the floor Started spinning in a circle Then demanded even more [Pre-Chorus] Tail up, ears high Paws moving left and right Every time the bassline hits He’s partying all night [Chorus] My dog likes techno Better than I do Every time the bass drops He starts dancing too My dog likes techno Everybody knows The DJ drops a banger And he wiggles with his nose [Drop] Woof-woof-woof-woof Techno dog Woof-woof-woof-woof Turn it up Woof-woof-woof-woof Techno dog Never gonna stop [Verse 2] Now he’s famous in the neighborhood People stop and stare Every Friday when the music starts He’s already there Got a glowstick on his collar Got a fan club at the gate Even cats are showing up now Though they still pretend they hate it [Pre-Chorus] Tail up, ears high Paws moving left and right Every time the bassline hits He’s partying all night [Chorus] My dog likes techno Better than I do Every time the bass drops He starts dancing too My dog likes techno Everybody knows The DJ drops a banger And he wiggles with his nose [Bridge] He’s got no job He’s got no stress No bills to pay No mess to clean Honestly… He’s living the dream. [Final Chorus] My dog likes techno Better than I do Every time the bass drops The whole street joins in too My dog likes techno Everybody knows He’s the only DJ here Who gets paid in treats and bones [Outro] DJ Barko… See you next weekend. Woof!


