[acoustic guitar intro] (Verse 1) Well we drove down that dusty dirt road With a tackle box and my favorite toad Daddy had his hat, and I had a million dreams, As we headed on down to our tranquil stream. (Verse 2) The sun kissed the water, like a golden haze, In that peaceful place, where time just stays. And off in the distance I heard a cacklin’ laugh and I turned to my daddy and said double you tee eff is that (Verse 3) Then He jumped out the bushes, fat as a rat With his purple pants, and dumb yellow hat A big ol double you blazin’ out like a stain and I said to daddy, aw no not a gain (Chorus) I can’t seem to get rid of old Whar-e-oh He follows me around, wherever I go Even when i can’t see him, I know that he’s there Cause I hear coins clankin’ and a couple a swears (Verse 4) I said ugh wario, go back to nintendo That’s a golf club, not even a fish-pole Do you just live your life to ruin our day so wario, please please please go away (Verse 5) Well as I was talkin’ he was sizing me up lookin’ at my overalls, and my nose-nub his eyes fell upon my zig-zag mustache and a knowing smile was out in a flash (Chorus) I can’t seem to get rid of old Wari-OH! He follows me around, wherever I go Now that I think about it, he kinda looks like me I have a bunch of questions for my family of three (Bridge) So I turned to my daddy, he was white as a sheet putting’ two and two together about my mama’s deceit a deep hitching breath escaped from his lips and he said son, it’s been fun, but I gotta hit the bricks (Verse 6) So here's to good times that'll never fade, My new weird daddy, he makes the grade always shows up, never lettin’ me down I don’t really care that he’s a stinky ol’ clown (Chorus) now I don’t want to get rid of old Wari-OH! We’re thick as thieves, wherever we go We’re literally thieves, we steal gold and jewels Me and my daddy, livin’ with no rules [outro] (Chorus) now I don’t want to get rid of old Wari-OH! We’re thick as thieves, wherever we go We’re literally thieves, we steal gold and jewels Me and my daddy, livin’ with no rules [outro]
