One half rack will do the trick you think. For this week's Husky game, it's all you'll need to drink. But now you're stealing beer when you said that you had plenty. You brought a dozen but are drinking close to twenty. Some folks call it frugal. Some say cheap. Restaurant meals can cost a tidy sum. And paying that bill on your own can leave you plenty glum. Offer friends at dinner a small bite of lasagna so you can tell them later that, "Half the tab is on ya!" Some folks call it frugal. Some say cheap. Ain't life funny when you're tipping five-percent. Save on cans of baby food with every little dent. Your mom's your gardener and your friends all paid you rent. Some folks call it frugal. Some say cheap. Liquor cabinet is bare it's true. But it's your birthday. Here's what you do. Call up all your friends and tell them there's a party where you're accepting gifts of gin, Scotch, and Bacardi. Some folks call it frugal. Some say cheap.
