[Chorus - Massive, Over-the-Top Pop Punk Anthem] She thinks I’m rich! (I'm borrowing from my dad!) She thinks I’m rich! (This is the worst lie I've ever had!) I'm faking it, i'm shaking it, i'm living in a freeze! [Verse 1 - Rapid-fire, detailed Rap flow (Eli)] She saw my rent receipt, I told her it was property tax My credit score's a myth, I'm just maxing out the easy max I said my suit was custom, but it came from a cheap chain store I ate dry ramen last week, now I'm paying for her whole tour Of the city's finest restaurants, where the prices are obscene I told her my apartment was just the building's guest suite clean I drive a five-year-old Civic, I stick the valet ticket inside it If she saw my negative balance, man, my whole life would just be divided She wants a penthouse view, I showed her a screenshot from Google Maps Said the building was too private, she bought every one of my traps! [Pre-Chorus - Building intensity, Pop Punk power chords hit hard] (Pop Punk Vocalist, stressed): I'm one false check-in away from this entire mess burning down The truth is so expensive, it costs more than a suit and a crown! [Chorus - Massive, Over-the-Top Pop Punk Anthem] She thinks I’m rich! (I'm borrowing from my dad!) She thinks I’m rich! (This is the worst lie i've ever had!) I'm faking it, i'm shaking it, i'm living in a freeze! I'm sneaking in the food court, she thinks i'm paying fees! I'm praying that my app doesn't send a low balance alert! 'Cause if she finds the truth out, man, my whole life will hurt! [Verse 2 - Rapid-fire, detailed Rap flow (Eli) - Focus on maintaining the lie] I buy clearance wine and pour it in a bottle with a fancy name I keep the tags on my clothes so I can return them like it's a game We went to the jewelry store, I said I lost my good Amex card I told her my broker's flaky, man, this lifestyle is so hard! I told her my bank account was blocked for an overseas transfer I told her I own a vineyard, she asked for the location, and I just answered "It's somewhere near Bordeaux, babe, they manage it with care" Meanwhile, I'm selling old video games just to pay for air! I got three minimum wage jobs, I gotta work right through the night Just to keep this massive, fragile, terrible deception feeling right! [Pre-Chorus - Building intensity] (Pop Punk Vocalist, stressed): I'm one false check-in away from this entire mess burning down The truth is so expensive, it costs more than a suit and a crown! [Chorus - Massive, Over-the-Top Pop Punk Anthem] She thinks I’m rich! (I'm borrowing from my dad!) She thinks I’m rich! (This is the worst lie i've ever had!) I'm faking it, i'm shaking it, i'm living in a freeze! I'm sneaking in the food court, she thinks i'm paying fees! I'm praying that my app doesn't send a low balance alert! 'Cause if she finds the truth out, man, my whole life will hurt! [Bridge - Pop Punk Break Down / Confessional] (Music simplifies to a mid-tempo Pop Punk rhythm) (Pop Punk Vocalist): I should have told the truth when she asked me what I make But the panic took over, and I swore I had real estate! It's not about the money, I just wanted her to stay! But I'm too deep in the lie to ever walk away! (Tempo increases, massive drum fill) [Final Chorus - Full Force / Shouting Repetition] She thinks I’m rich! (I'm borrowing from my dad!) She thinks I’m rich! (This is the worst lie i've ever had!) I'm faking it, i'm shaking it, i'm living in a freeze! I'm sneaking in the food court, she thinks i'm paying fees! I'm praying that my app doesn't send a low balance alert! 'Cause if she finds the truth out, man, my whole life will hurt! [Outro - Music cuts abruptly. Eli whispers, panicked] (Eli): Wait, did I leave that cheap shirt in her car? Oh no, the tags!


