Dearly beloved. I said dearly beloved! We are gathered together… I said we are gathered in this single place, In this moment, In this SPIRIT… (For what?) I’m glad you asked. To picture a brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter, SO MUCH brighter day! Because on that day… We will stand together and pray, and proudly say… SAY WHAT?? It happened! It finally finally finally final-leeeee FINALLY! IT HAPPENED!! ’Cause when it happens The joy will lift us up And when it happens Bub-bub—bubbly in my cup And when it happens The orange cloud disappears And we’ll all lie down for nappin’ WHEN IT HAPPENS I used to wish For a perfect ending To take him off the map I used to pray For excruciation Humiliation, spring the trap I used to dream For a public stumble The podium crumbles, and he’s down I used to need A long, drawn illness To bring some stillness, all around! But I’m giving up my fantasies Tired of this pace I don’t care how we get there Let’s cut right to the chase… ’Cause when it happens That awful face is gone And when it happens We’ll party till the dawn And when it happens I’ll be prancing like a fawn There won’t be no need for cappin’ WHEN IT HAPPENS Say when it happens (When it happens) The blind start to see And when it happens (When it happens) Can’t nothing bother me Say when it happens! (Oh Lord!) We’re dancing on the moon We’re blowing that black bassoon… Popping pills, rolling joints Caviar snacks with toasted points Fireworks, naked streaks Smiles that last for 40 weeks Free food at the commissary Laughing at obituary MAKE IT REAL, MAKE IT TRUE MAKE HIM GO AWAY MAKE IT REAL, MAKE IT TRUE DRAG HIS ASS AWAY And on that dayyyyyyyyy. We will beeeeee..... FREE!!!
