
The Best Show in Town (Cult of Rakdos)
[Intro] Come one, come all! [Verse] Oh, you poor dear, you chose to come here. To the greatest show of them all? Well, come then, sweet pet, and tell me your fear. And I'll make sure that you have a ball! [Pre-chorus] Places, everyone! The show has just begun! Let's light the stage, but watch the knives, for you all might lose your lives! [Chorus] Welcome to the best show in town! Where we have demons, devils, and twisted clowns! Don't mind the screams, they're the same as cheers. All we're doing is laughing at your fears. So come, little pet, and don't you fret. We'll give you a show you'll never forget! [Instumental bridge] [Verse] Oh, my dear, are you bleeding already? And here I thought you could hold steady. You can cauterize the wound and give us a scream. And that's when you know you're a part of the team. [Pre-chorus] Now, my dear, there's a due to be paid. Oh, come now, don't look so afraid. You'll just have to kill another, and it could even be your mother! [Chorus] Welcome to the best show in town! Where we have demons, devils, and twisted clowns! Don't mind the screams. They're the same as cheers. All we're doing is laughing at your fears. So come, little pet, and don't you fret. We'll give you a show you'll never forget! [Interlude] Now for your final test, my dear pledge, Let's see if you can handle going over the edge. Lord Rakdos has arrived to witness your skill, So give him the best or we'll put you on the grill! [Guitar solo] [Chorus] Welcome to the best show in town! Where we have demons, devils, and twisted clowns! Don't mind the screams. They're the same as cheers. All we're doing is laughing at your fears. So come, little pet, and don't you fret. We'll give you a show you'll never forget! [Song ends]

