"The Ballad of Draygnar, Champion of Pasta"

[Verse 1] He strode from the mountains with a breadstick blade His armor of parmesan Legends were made A Giantman hero A sauce-covered knight Marinara rivers glowed in the moonlight [Chorus] For glory for penguins for al dente might He fought with a shield of meatball delight Forged in battle seasoned in spice Draygnar the champion his courage precise [Verse 2] Twelve pastas he mastered twelve dishes divine Lasagna's thick layers to angel hair fine He traded cold steel for the warmth of the plate Each battle a feast each duel his fate [Prechorus] The penguins all cheered in their tuxedo grace As Draygnar charged forward with sauce on his face [Chorus] For glory for penguins for al dente might He fought with a shield of meatball delight Forged in battle seasoned in spice Draygnar the champion his courage precise [Bridge] In the land of Elanthia where garlic winds blow He faced the dark forces of undercooked dough With marinara dripping like tears from the sky He roared to the heavens "Pasta will not die!"