ding dear citizen... after careful review today has been declared officially ridiculous today is officially ridiculous and honestly that's a relief i spent the whole year trying to make sense of things that never asked for it today is officially ridiculous all regulations are suspended if this makes no sense at all that means it's working perfectly i received a letter with a golden seal it said congratulations you survived another orbit which feels statistically unlikely unlikely... unlikely... the department sent me one extra year three new dreams two unanswered questions and a coupon for future confusion the instructions said be responsible i immediately ignored them today is officially ridiculous and honestly that's a relief i spent the whole year trying to make sense of things that never asked for it today is officially ridiculous all regulations are suspended if this makes no sense at all that means it's working perfectly what if getting older isn't the point? what if we're supposed to collect stories instead of answers? another spin... another spin... another spin... attention please today's recipient has been approved for unreasonable joy today is officially ridiculous and honestly that's a relief i spent the whole year trying to make sense of things that never asked for it today is officially ridiculous all regulations are suspended if this makes no sense at all that means it's working perfectly APPROVED happy birthday you magnificent disaster © BStur - All rights reserved
