[Spoken Intro] Get dentist certification [Verse 1] yes, step one of dream complete Get a job Step two complete Start out with only several clients a day [Verse 2] Then bumped up to 50 clients a day This continues on for the next few years Become good friends with all of the other staff Tell the senior dentist guy that the work I'm doing is becoming boring and feels meaningless He says he's gonna tell me a secret Put something in their mouth and then start asking them questions I tell him that's a dick move He smiles and says he knows I try it [Chorus] Holy moly, I'm addicted (Holy moly, I'm addicted) Holy moly, I'm addicted (Holy moly, I'm addicted) [Verse 3] I love my job Step three complete I can die a happy man now [accordion swell] [Chorus repeat then fade] Holy moly, I'm addicted (Holy moly, I'm addicted) Holy moly, I'm addicted (Holy moly, I'm addicted)
