"So Long, and Thanks for All the Switch"| Bari Zezmore

[Verse] I'd been growin' my hair since the time I was a kid 'Cause I was scared of what it meant if I were bald I thought the only point of life was growin' follicles 'Til I found out the truth: there is no point at all [Pre-Chorus] But it was too late for the shaver I wasn't cut out for the shaver I wasn't cut out for the shaver I wasn't cut out [Chorus] So I flipped the switch And I'm never goin' back 'Cause I'm already gone So long And thanks for all the switch I finally found it Oh I've been lookin' for this switch my whole life And I found it And I flipped the switch And I'm never goin' back 'Cause I'm already gone So long And thanks for all the switch I finally found it Oh I've been lookin' for this switch my whole life And I found it [Verse 2] I was doin' what I'm doin' with an old baboon and he said That life is just a game of death you cannot win And if you get confused It's 'cause you think the "you" is "you" When you realize that it is not The game begins [Pre-Chorus] And that's the way you find the shaver That's the way you find the shaver That's the way you find the shaver That's the way you find [Chorus] And you flip the switch And you're never goin' back 'Cause you're already gone So long And thanks for all the switch You finally found it Oh You've been lookin' for this switch your whole life And you found it You just flip the switch And you're never goin' back 'Cause you're already gone So long And thanks for all the switch You finally found it Oh You've been lookin' for this switch your whole life And you found it [Bridge] I used to worry 'bout the stupidest of things Like why is everyone I know so dumb? But then I realized I'm everyone I know And if I'm everyone I know That means that I am dumb And I just love that for me I just love that for me And now I know If you meet yourself on the road You must remove his head And if you meet yourself You oughta try But when you try to meet yourself You'll see you never can Because you're always everywhere at once So why? [Pre-Chorus] And then you go back to the shaver You can always go back to the shaver You can always go back to the shaver You can always go back [Chorus] And you flip the switch And you're never goin' back 'Cause you're already gone So long And thanks for all the switch You finally found it Oh You've been lookin' for this switch your whole life And you found it You just flip the switch And you're never goin' back 'Cause you're already gone So long And thanks for all the switch You finally found it Oh You've been lookin' for this switch your whole life And you found it [Outro] You just flip the switch And you're never goin' back 'Cause you're already gone So long And thanks for all the switch You finally found it Oh You've been lookin' for this switch your whole life And you found it