[Verse 1] I was scared of autofill and jungle mains I was scared of losing promos once again And all my friends are stuck in Silver, Grinding champs we barely remember I love it when the game starts fine But mid dies twice before five He’s typing: “jungle diff” Bro, I’m farming red buff still Now bot’s 0/6 And I’m thinking: [Chorus] Ohh… they’re diving deep into tilt, right This ranked game’s turning into a fist fight And I… I just wanted LP Now I’m reporting three [Verse 2] There’s this ADC, plays like it’s ARAM Won’t ward, won’t dodge—blames me in all-chat He’s saying, “Mid's not roaming” But he’s the one with 0 vision No flash, no clue, just feeding missions I swear I queued up to have fun Now I’m pinging "retreat" and they all run in Our top’s split-pushing while we’re pinging “group” He’s got 0 KP and no TP too [Chorus] Ohh… it’s another 4v5 fight Why’s our Yasuo flanking from the wrong side? And I… just wanted to climb But I’m stuck in Tilt Dive [Bridge] I heard them say “League's not that deep” But I’m in therapy From solo queue screams I tried support, I tried mid lane I even mained Singed Just for the pain [Final Chorus] Ohh… they’re running it down in delight Enemy Jhin’s got more kills than our whole side And I… just wanted LP But I’m reporting three Yeah I… Guess I’ll go play ARAM And uninstall next week
