[Intro – school bell sound, Dispatch Girl voice] "Alright class, take your seats! Professor Muh is here to teach… How not to get decloaked on grid… again." [Verse 1 – Muh singing confidently] Step one: align before you cloak Make sure there’s space, or it’s a joke Don’t sit near cans, don’t hug the hole It’s cloak, not hide-and-roll! Step two: bounce your safes real fast Change your vectors, don’t be last Zig and zag, stay unpredictable Easy stuff — textbook typical [Pre-Chorus – rest of the crew chimes in, teasing] "But what about last week, Muh?" "Weren’t you cloaked up tight, bruh?" "Were you hugging that sig like a teddy bear?" "Got decloaked by a rock and a bubble of air!" [Chorus – upbeat group sing, dance choreography] Decloaked again?! Muh, noooo~ Floating like a Heron in a show Tried to teach us how to ghost But now you’re toast, yeah, toast! Decloaked again?! Say it ain’t so! Scanned down mid-rant on cloak flow Even DooShay laughed at the report Blitzd passed you the “whoops” pom-poms [Verse 2 – Muh trying to stay cool] Okay okay — yes, that was me But one mistake don’t cancel degree I’ve cloaked past fleets with zero pings I’m the whisper in the probe-core rings! Step three: cloak on warp-in clean No modules, keep the profile lean Forget that once, yeah — you're fried Even Knightzshade couldn’t save that ride [Bridge – slow dramatic build-up] "He says he’s ghost... But that last wreck’s still warm." "Rest in peace, Professor Cloak." [Chorus – full group harmony, confetti and finger-point dancing] Decloaked again?! Muh, noooo~ Floating like a newbie with no flow Tried to ghost like you're elite But now your wreck’s beneath our feet Decloaked again?! Can’t let it go! We made you stickers for the show W H P D memes live on We got you printed on a Quafe can! [Outro – everyone laughing, bell rings again] "Class dismissed!" "Muh, you’re still our ghost king though…" "…but like, the ghost we caught." Quafe can clink sound
