[Intro] Yeah, passport ready Wrong turn, right boat [Verse 1] Bought shades at the dock, still got the tag on Captain says “smooth,” I got my flag wrong Big plans folded in a beach tote bag And a tiny little budget for a very big brag You said, “Where we headed?” I said, “Somewhere blue” Phone says Monaco, I just nod like it’s true Got a rented white jacket, sleeves too long Trying to look like I belong in this song [Chorus] Yacht down to Monaco, wind in my face Talking real smooth, but I’m lost in the place Big talk, small map, still I make that pose If the boat keeps moving, nobody knows Yacht down to Monaco, sun on the deck I came for the story, not a safe bet Raise up a glass, let the whole crew know We’re taking the scenic route, nice and slow [Verse 2] Met a stranger by the rail with a gold-plated grin Said, “You look expensive,” I said, “That’s the wind” She laughed at my shoes, then she asked for my name I gave her the one that sounds good on a yacht game I’m feeling myself, but the truth’s still plain: I get seasick when the water gets grainy with rain So I lean real cool, keep my knees locked tight And pretend that the horizon is treating me right [Chorus] Yacht down to Monaco, wind in my face Talking real smooth, but I’m lost in the place Big talk, small map, still I make that pose If the boat keeps moving, nobody knows Yacht down to Monaco, sun on the deck I came for the story, not a safe bet Raise up a glass, let the whole crew know We’re taking the scenic route, nice and slow [Bridge] Captain, check the heading Someone check my hair I’ve been acting like a mogul With a snack bag for a fare If she likes the joke, we’ll laugh till we dock If not, I’ll blame the ocean and my bargain-bin watch [Final Chorus] Yacht down to Monaco, wind in my face Talking real smooth, but I’m lost in the place Big talk, small map, still I make that pose If the boat keeps moving, nobody knows Yacht down to Monaco, sun on the deck I came for the story, not a safe bet Raise up a glass, let the whole crew know We’re taking the scenic route, nice and slow [Outro] Wrong turn, right boat Still got the tag on
