Backwards Country Song

[Intro] [Spoken words in a male voice with a Texas drawl, using a microphone] "I'm a backwards country boy from the backwoods of Texas. This is my backwards Country song. Hope you enjoy!" [Verse] I'm tired of songs soaked in sadness What's wrong with a little gladness? I got my old truck back, shiny as a dime Dog came running home, just in time Wife's smiling at me, cookin' up a storm Kids are by the fire, all safe and warm. [Chorus] I'm a backwards, backwoods country boy (and this is my backwards country song) Turned my life around, found my joy Got the truck back, dog back, wife back too Children laughing, like morning dew. [Verse 2] No more heartaches, no more pain, Got my family back, in life's sweet lane Sunshine's everywhere, skies so clear Raise a toast, got cheer in my beer. That's right! No tears in my dang beer! [Chorus] I'm a backwards, backwoods country boy (and this is my backwards country song) Turned my life around, found my joy Got the truck back, dog back, wife back too Children laughing, like morning dew. [Verse 3] Neighbors tip their hats and smile, nice salutes Life’s sweeter now, in my broke-in boots Barn dances 'til dawn, all folks near Raise a toast again, got cheer in my beer. That's right! No tears in my dang beer! [Bridge] Life goes in circles, but this one's fine I've got it all, no complaints this time Count your blessings, hold them dear Laugh out loud, get cheer in your beer That's right! No tears in your dang beer! [Chorus] I'm a backwards, backwoods country boy (and this is my backwards country song) Turned my life around, found my joy Got the truck back, dog back, wife back too Children laughing, like morning dew. Yeehaw! Gotta love a backwards country song! [Instrumental Break] [5 SECOND FADE OUT] [END]