“Blame it on the Bylaws #2” - Song by tabitreader music Lyrical Creation: © 2025 tabitreader music Musical Arrangement: © 2025 tabitreader music All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2025 tabitreader music https://suno.com/@tabitreader https://soundcloud.com/tabitreadermusic ©️ tabitreader music [Title: Blame It on the Bylaws (Part 2) [Style: Comedy folk Instruments: Ukulele, mandolin, kazoo solo Percussion: Minimal — finger taps, claps Vocalist: Female with theatrical, sarcastic tone Mood: Cheerfully frustrated, absurd, and ironic] [(Use occasional whispered and mock-dramatic tones for effect)] --- [Verse 1] Someone parked their truck right in my space So I used the next one—just in case I Came out for my groceries with a frown Pink slip flappin’ sayin’ “Towin’ you down!” [Verse 2] My neighbor Eric put up a gnome Now he’s exiled from his own home His front-yard chair caused neighborhood grief But twelve cameras watch me brush my teeth [Chorus] 🎵 Blame it on the bylaws, blame it on the board Karen’s got a clipboard and she's feeling bored You painted your front door? That’s a sin! It better be green... or you’ll never win! 🎵 [(clap-clap)] [Verse 3] I hung my laundry out to dry Now I get fined when breezes fly Apparently wind is a “visual blight” My soul left my body that same night [Bridge – kazoo solo] [(Kazoo solo – extra dramatic and teary)] [spoken like a confession] My lights were twinklin’ on President’s Day, Now I’m fined per bulb — they don't play! [Chorus 2] 🎵 Blame it on the bylaws, blame it on the squad They patrol the streets like it’s their job You talk too loud? You’re on their list! Your welcome mat’s too anarchist! 🎵 [(pause – then clap clap)] [Outro – soft, spoken-sing, dramatically sad] They won’t cut the grass no more Even if your spine’s always sore You crawl with the scissors, your soul in your jaws… But smile and wave… and blame those bylaws.
