Up For Days (The Paranoia & Pastrys)

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[INTRO: Crickets chirping-Silence in the air- No Music]
(Sound of blinds being shut quickly. Heavy breathing. A knife sharpening sound.)

(Whispering frantically)
"Shhh! You hear that?
I think it's the wind... or the Feds.
Whatever.
Pass me that donut. Keep going."

[VERSE 1]
I haven’t blinked in about ninety-six hours
I got superpowers, talking to the flowers!
We in the bed, yeah she doing the deed
But I’m looking at the window with a desperate need!
I got the Bowie knife clutchin’ in my sweaty grip
Take a bite of the glaze, don’t let the jelly drip!
She working hard, yeah she bobbin’ like apro
I’m looking for the shadow man, where’d he go?!
My jaw grinding sideways, teeth gonna crack
Got sticky white frosting all over my back!
I’m multitasking, baby, I’m a maniac freak
Haven’t slept, haven’t showered in about a week!

[CHORUS]
Eyes wide open! I’m peering through the blinds!
Getting brain while I’m losing my damn mind!
I got a knife in the air! Donut on the stick!
Moving way too fast, yeah the clock don’t tick!
I’m SHAKING!!!! (Vibrating!)
I’m BAKING! 
(The Donuts!)
I’m WIRED! (Electric!)
But I ain’t never tired!

[VERSE 2]
She stopped for a second, asked 'Who you talking to?'
I screamed 'THE DONUT PEOPLE! THEY WATCHING ME AND YOU!'
I tried to stab a fly but I stabbed the mattress spring
Pop goes the weasel, hear the metal ring!
I’m sweating buckets, looking like a swamp thing
But this Krispy Kreme hitting like a diamond ring!
I tried to feed her the hole, she said 'That’s a no-go'
I’m spinning in circles, moving in slo-mo? 
NAH FAST-MO!
Shadows on the wall start dancing the Macarena
I’m the wildest lover in the whole damn arena!
Sugar rush peaking or maybe it’s the fright
Either way, nobody sleeping in this house tonight!

[OUTRO]
(Panicking sounds)
"Wait... did the donut just move?"
"Baby, stop. The donut is breathing."
"STAB THE DONUT!"
(Loud noises and a zipper sound)
"Okay, I'm good. You want the rest of this?"

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[INTRO: Crickets chirping-Silence in the air- No Music] (Sound of blinds being shut quickly. Heavy breathing. A knife sharpening sound.) (Whispering frantically) "Shhh! You hear that? I think it's the wind... or the Feds. Whatever. Pass me that donut. Keep going." [VERSE 1] I haven’t blinked in about ninety-six hours I got superpowers, talking to the flowers! We in the bed, yeah she doing the deed But I’m looking at the window with a desperate need! I got the Bowie knife clutchin’ in my sweaty grip Take a bite of the glaze, don’t let the jelly drip! She working hard, yeah she bobbin’ like apro I’m looking for the shadow man, where’d he go?! My jaw grinding sideways, teeth gonna crack Got sticky white frosting all over my back! I’m multitasking, baby, I’m a maniac freak Haven’t slept, haven’t showered in about a week! [CHORUS] Eyes wide open! I’m peering through the blinds! Getting brain while I’m losing my damn mind! I got a knife in the air! Donut on the stick! Moving way too fast, yeah the clock don’t tick! I’m SHAKING!!!! (Vibrating!) I’m BAKING! (The Donuts!) I’m WIRED! (Electric!) But I ain’t never tired! [VERSE 2] She stopped for a second, asked 'Who you talking to?' I screamed 'THE DONUT PEOPLE! THEY WATCHING ME AND YOU!' I tried to stab a fly but I stabbed the mattress spring Pop goes the weasel, hear the metal ring! I’m sweating buckets, looking like a swamp thing But this Krispy Kreme hitting like a diamond ring! I tried to feed her the hole, she said 'That’s a no-go' I’m spinning in circles, moving in slo-mo? NAH FAST-MO! Shadows on the wall start dancing the Macarena I’m the wildest lover in the whole damn arena! Sugar rush peaking or maybe it’s the fright Either way, nobody sleeping in this house tonight! [OUTRO] (Panicking sounds) "Wait... did the donut just move?" "Baby, stop. The donut is breathing." "STAB THE DONUT!" (Loud noises and a zipper sound) "Okay, I'm good. You want the rest of this?"

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