NUH UH… (Psychedelic Mutation Funk Remix)

[Intro — thunder / choir / bass drop] Counterspell… NUH UH. [Verse 1] [gritty wizard rock vocals] You came in cursed with your Etsy hex pack Talkin’ apocalypse from a Honda hatchback Crystal in your pocket, fake darkness online Meanwhile your necromancer broke on overtime You cast doom I cast “sit down” You summoned wolves I brought the whole town Big cloak flowing while I kick open the gate Got twelve ancient spirits yelling: “THAT BOY AIN’T SAFE” [Pre-Chorus] [guitar chugs] OH YOU THOUGHT— THE VOID AGREED? NOW YOUR DEMON— FILING GRIEVANCE SHEETS [Chorus] [explosive stadium chorus] NUH UH! Counterspell with the cosmic slap NUH UH! Send your whole blood cult back Wave my hand and your boss fight done Fuck around— AND FIND OUT, SON NUH UH! Your evil laugh got autotuned NUH UH! Your dragon got evicted from the moon You brought dark magic to a wizard gunfight Now I’m casting THESE HANDS tonight [Verse 2] [fast rap-rock cadence] You got cursed scrolls I got old rage You got moon rituals I got front stage Mana cracked Your potion weak Your demon got anxiety Won’t even speak You tried possession I said “unsubscribe” Now your haunted castle got gentrified Your prophecy folded Your altar smoked Your final form got instantly revoked [Breakdown] [slow heavy riff] N… U… H… UH. [crowd chant] NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH [Bridge — magical meme choir] Eye yi yi! The council heard your battle cry Eye yi yi! Now your dark lord asking “why?” Lightning strike through the tavern roof White magic timbs stomping on your troops [Final Chorus] [bigger / choir / double kick drums] NUH UH! All your curses getting bounced tonight NUH UH! Holy algebra in purple light Run them pockets, lich king, pay your dues This wizard casting HANDS not runes NUH UH! Your villain arc got repossessed NUH UH! Your chaos failed the stress test The strongest spell since time begun? A loud-ass wizard saying: “NOPE. NOT THIS ONE.”