LE MARAIS (Black Metal Parody)

[verse 1] You speak of knobs and doors of cold mahogany, While infernal gates drag your soul through agony! You turn the handle, hear the demons knock, An endless torment bound to the ticking clock. "Once you get the ball, then I will drive," A meaningless chant where no mortals survive! You call it a game, a pitiful ride, While the wrath of the cosmos opens wide! [pre-chorus] No salvation found on Rosecrans street! Only cold ashes beneath our feet! Your texts unread, lost in the void, A pathetic existence, utterly destroyed! [chorus] "French grapes" turned to poison in the sacred cup! The Wraith is a phantom that devours you up! "So many stars in rotation, it's gorgeous!" While the black metal abyss completely absorbs us! You sing of your heartbreak, selfish and weak, While the ancient ones speak the tongue that we seek! Call, call, call, through the freezing rain, An endless cycle of pop-star pain! [verse 2] She left you in bed, she fled from the dark, Extinguishing your fragile, pathetic spark. "I love you again," you whimper and cry, Beneath a blood moon in a desolate sky. A contest of tragedy, cheap and hollow, A path of despair for the foolish to follow! "Bad girl says I'm selfish," you scream to the night, Fading away from the unholy light! [chorus] "French grapes" turned to poison in the sacred cup! The Wraith is a phantom that devours you up! "So many stars in rotation, it's gorgeous!" While the black metal abyss completely absorbs us! You sing of your heartbreak, selfish and weak, While the ancient ones speak the tongue that we seek! Call, call, call, through the freezing rain, An endless cycle of pop-star pain! [outro] Keep calling, keep calling into the void... Your pop-star illusions forever destroyed! The Wraith is empty. The stars collapse.