[Intro] [rhythmic breathing] One, two, one, two M-T-H-A-N-D-I-L-E Yeah man, uh Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide into the ice [Verse 1] Isn't it funny, a rabbit bunny, it has two ears, four legs, and to me Down in a valley where the grass grows green, Sarah and her crew-love are always seen She blow, she blow, she blow so hard Run out Sarah while we choose your boy Does he love you? Yes, no, yes, no (ha) [Verse 2] A-wee-wee-ho-see, four-four-mat Neither door nor window to let you into it The longer she live, the shorter she grow, little nice net-coat I wet my finger, I wipe it dry, I cut my throat if I tell lies Some to, same to, you with knob on garbage With clogs on elephants, with slippers on And you with dirty [unintelligible] touch collar Never swallow, never get fever Touch your nose, touch your toes, never go in your one of those [Verse 3] A duck, a pond, a fish in pool Whoever read this is a big April fools While shepherds watch their turnip top, all boiling in the pot A lamb of sort came rolling down and spoilt the bloom-lot With three king, what? Or then are one in taxi, one in a car, one on the Scot [Verse 4] He blew his hot, following young Yoda star Mary had a little lamb, she also a bear After seen her little lamb, but even ne'er see her bear In 15, in 15-4, in 1450-hundred-92, Collabs Cooler-bus light ocean blue, he lost his judge, the splish-splash Dead dog's eye all mixed up with Gibbs' piece bread into the beauty Nice and thick, swallowed it down with bucket sick [Outro] Sir is a kind, sir is a gentleman, sir strong and is metal No more Latin, no more French, no more sitting on hard board bench No more English, no more stick, no more flip-arithmetic Yeah, M-T man (Woo! Bah!)
