[Intro] [Intro Kazoo] [Verse 1] Driving along one August morning Out popped this dude from the side of the road He had slicked back salt and pepper hair Screaming Elvis is here... [Verse 2] Elvis is back!!! Elvis is here!!! He never left the building!!! Oh no… [Bridge] Wearing aviator sunglasses with mirrored lenses Gas station specials You’ve seen them there for 9-99. [Verse 3] The man!!! The Myth!!! The legend!!! He’s here!!! As a mere mortal!!! If only the ladies could see... [Chorus] What do you do… When you see something like this Wait there’s more... [Interlude] [Verse 3] With huge ass plugs in his ears White long sleeve button down shirt With a tie way to small The bottom of the tie turned up [Verse 4] Turned up like an Olympic ski jump Ramped up on the beer keg belly His khaki pants ironed and creased His loafers all shined up Flashing in the morning sun [Chorus] He was really quite the sight A sight to behold [Interlude] [Verse 5] He was talking on his phone Talking with his hands... His head jerking about... His hands wildly slicing the air... Working his karate moves... [Verse 6] Pretty sure I heard him say... A Hunk-a-hunk-a burn’in love... Or maybe it was ... What a piece of junk Tom... Not really sure... [Bridge] Elvis himself would have been proud... Hear him sing... See him dance… [Verse 7] Thought about stopping to watch Give a listen Wanted to see the next rendition What would be next on his list [Verse 8] I had to keep going... Had my own list to tend to... Had stuff to do... [Outro] It was a nice distraction A bit of comedic relief Made me crack a smile Made me chuckle [Fade] [End] [END]
