[Verse 1] Wanna have some coffee? Maybe some cake? I brought you everything What more does it take? I gave you my best smile My sweetest little voice I even pitched it higher Like I had any choice [Pre-Chorus] I was nice I was sweet I brought everything you need So there's really only one thing left— [Chorus] GIVE ME A TIP! Come on, don't be cheap I smiled at you for five whole seconds That shit doesn't come for free GIVE ME A TIP! I was nice enough Coffee, cake and hiiiiiiiiiii What more do you fucking want? [Verse 2] Come on, I need that money There's a new Sims DLC Another tattoo calling And a cosplay haunting me You think I'd stand here smiling If I had money to spare? Baby, if I were rich I wouldn't fucking be here [Pre-Chorus] So have your coffee Have your cake Enjoy the smile I had to fake I've got expensive hobbies And minimum patience left— [Chorus] GIVE ME A TIP! Come on, don't be cheap I smiled at you for five whole seconds That shit doesn't come for free GIVE ME A TIP! I was nice enough Coffee, cake and hiiiiiiiiiii What more do you fucking want? [Bridge] Ten for Sims Twenty for ink Fifty and I'll cosplay Whatever the hell you think I'm funding bad decisions One coffee at a time So leave a little extra— YOUR MONEY COULD BE MINE! [Breakdown] Sweet little smile Sweet little voice Sweet little— [BLEGH] GIVE. ME. A. TIP. [Final Chorus] GIVE ME A TIP! Come on, don't be cheap I smiled at you for five whole seconds That shit doesn't come for free GIVE ME A TIP! I earned that shit I brought the coffee I brought the cake And somehow I still smiled through it GIVE ME A TIP! Look how sweet I am Now put some fucking money down And have a lovely day! [Outro – sweet high-pitched voice] “Thank yooouuu! Have a nice daaaay!” [spoken, normal voice] “…cheap bastard.” [cat meows]
