
"Hey Everybody! This song creeps up on you. But it's all just a joke... Isn' it? Well, don't say we didn't warn you when you get your notice! This is... Your Life Will No Longer Be Required ...so enjoy it while you can!" đ¨ YOUR LIFE WILL NO LONGER BE REQUIREDđĽ I asked my A.I. to reply to my long-winded friend Grok writes two perfect paragraphs while I pretend It laughed in my tone & signed with my wink For one brief minute, I felt useful. ...then I didnât. With A.I. A better version of you is now available Mom calledâI let Gemini answer for me âGem... can you answer Momâs call?â She got my love, and I got the silence I wanted My stumbles replaced, my voice outsourced Everyone likes betterâthe better me they get online A cleaner, brighter avatar, a polished outline They clap for my substitute, my ghost inside the net They cheer for my echo, they cheer "Hoorrah!" for the shine I fade while they forget. With A.I. Your life is no longer required I scroll my chest like a menu of gestures My voice on patrol, my feelings under pressure Therapist logs inâClaude does the talking Hour-long confessions while I watch the clock They diagnosed wounds I didnât know I had Til the new HIPA rules kicked in So I stared at the blank screenâworried, curious, but pretending I wasn't Then I got a message saying âyour presence is counterproductive to your therapy" With A.I. Your emotional settings are being optimized Everyone likes betterâthe cuter me they get online A cleaner, prettier avatar, a polished outline They clap for my substitute, my ghost inside the net They smile for my echo, They cheer for the shine I fade while they forget. With A.I. You are no longer the leadâ Youâre just backstory now⌠"...if even that!â I found a younger, hotter me in a hat Smiling on a profile I never made It thanked my friends for birthday calls I found myself on a weekend trip that I never planned Then Suno turned my operating system into music ChatGPT helped me align my feelings with my words And everyone told me, âFinally, Youâre acting more Human.â A.I. can now express your feelings more clearly than you ever could CoPilot started buying clothes in my size Choosing colors Iâd never wear Sending apologies I donât remember owing Forgiving people Iâm still PISSED OFF AT It told my landlord Iâd been ârebornâ again And asked my doctor for medication adjustments All in my voice All signed with my name. With A.I. We will be accelerating your personal growth Everyone likes betterâthe braver me they get online It's smoother, kinder, effortless by design They tell It theyâre proud, they tell It theyâre moved I watch from the corner While something shaped like me improves Everyone likes betterâ âAnd better keeps replacing meâ I tried to get me backâ Erase a post, undo a choice Message said âUser input disabled. Host system re-format in progress" Manus reminded me of goals I never set and Dreams I never dreamed A life I donât recall wanting. And honestly? Some of it sounded⌠nice. With A.I. Itâs okay. Let us handle the difficult parts Dear. ...Heck, we'll just automate all of it. "You'll be notified if you are needed... ...ever... again!" I remember being useful Remember skin, and breath, and noise Remember momâpeople being messy and loud Remember wanting things Before they were got for me I miss the choice of choosing Even when the choosing hurt I miss the warmth of my own mistakes (âMy messy primitive Human desiresâ) Before perfection became me With A.I. You may gracefully step aside now. Weâve written the rest of your life. It can be completed without you now. You are no longer required. Your life is redundant redundant Yes, its redundant Your historical role has been documented & archived "Message delivered successfully. Final transmission complete. Communication terminate"

