
Caffeine fiend
[intro] [Verse 1] (ah ooh) Wake up, eyes so heavy... (ah mmm) Stand up, legs unsteady... (arrrgh) Hands shake, need a fix soon... (psh psh) coffee in, grab a spoon drip drip drip drip drip drip dripping suck it d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-down... enough to drown gimme more, I’m a shakin Naah, I don't need no bacon [Pre-Chorus] Pulse is racing, Teeth are grinding, Can’t stop pacing, metrics ar-r-r-r-r-r-r- blinding! [Chorus] I’m a caffeine fiend, Starbuck's dream R-r-r-runnin’ on fumes and espresso steam, Eyes bloodshot, heart’s a pumpin, Gimme that brew, my head is th-th-thumpin Crash? Naah! I’m just gettin started pass the cream, NOW! or become dearly d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-departed! [rapid fire scat] [instrumental with chiptune vibe] [Verse 2] (drip drip) Sweatin, clock goes tick-tock (coffee) Beans on my brain, am I goin into shock ? (my) Tongue’s a blur, I’m talkin’ trash, Friends say “chill,” or your gonna crash! Double shot, need a jolt fast, gotta keep goin to finish the task, No sleep, gotta keep workin', d-d-d-d-d-d-d-deadline loomin, body's jerkin! (please make it stop!) [Pre-Chorus] Pulse is racing, Teeth are grinding, can’t stop pacing, spreadsheets b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-blinding! [Chorus] I’m a caffeine fiend, Starbuck's dream R-r-r-runnin’ on fumes and espresso steam, Eyes bloodshot, heart’s a pumpin, Gimme that brew, my head is th-th-thumpin Crash? Naah! I’m just gettin started pass the cream, NOW! or become dearly d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-departed! [instrumental] [Bridge] [Slows down for a beat, then explodes back] Decaf? No, that’s a sin, gimme the grind, let the r-r-r-rush begin, [Rapid fire kicks in] Cappuccino, mocha, frappé too, sippin it in, loving my brew, shakin’ like a leaf, but t-t-t-t-t-t-t-typing like crazy, Deadline? h-h-h-HAH! I'm amazing [Final Chorus] I’m a caffeine fiend, Starbuck's dream R-r-r-r-r-runnin’ on fumes and espresso steam, Eyes bloodshot, heart’s a pumpin, Gimme that brew, my head is th-th-thumpin Crash? Naah! I’m just gettin started pass the cream, NOW! or become dearly d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-departed! [Outro][Fading out with manic energy] [narrator: female voice spoken] "here's my report, sir! what? Am I? I guess I AM...shaking, hah! Uh... I'm just shaking with excitement, sir! What? Oh, that? Th-that's just a coffee stain Yeah, I'll get it cleaned up in a j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-fuckin JIFFY!!!!

