My Goth Girlfriend Left Me For A Ghost

[Verse 1] She used to love my mortal soul, Now she’s with a specter on a higher goal. They float through walls and haunt at night, While I sit here, trying not to bite. They’re having picnics in haunted tombs, While I’m crying in candle-light rooms. [Chorus] My goth girlfriend left me for a ghost, They’re drinking ectoplasm and having a toast. He’s transparent, but I’m clearly hurt, Now I’m single, in a graveyard flirt. [Verse 2] She’s got a thing for paranormal charm, While I’m here in bed, trying to stay warm. He doesn’t pay rent or help with chores, He just floats through walls and locks doors. I told her, “Babe, you’re dating the dead,” She said, “You wouldn’t understand his dread.” [Chorus] My goth girlfriend left me for a ghost, They’re floating around and making a post. He’s got no substance, but she doesn’t care, Now I’m alone in despair. [Chorus] My goth girlfriend left me for a ghost, They’re floating around and making a post. He’s got no substance, but she doesn’t care, Now I’m alone in despair. [Outro] Guess I’ll start wearing all black too, And hang out in graveyards just like you. Maybe one day I’ll meet a ghoul, Who thinks I’m more than just a mortal fool. Lyrics by megaSICK/ Nero