(Verse 1) (Fast, aggressive acoustic strumming) Found a crumpled twenty in my pocket by the sink The world is moving faster than a human’s supposed to think My joints are feeling heavy and the morning’s looking gray But I’ve got a little remedy to wash it all away It’s tucked inside a glass jar, shimmering and bright The only thing that’s gonna make this Tuesday feel alright. (Chorus) (High energy, anthemic) Oh, give me that sticky green, break it down by hand The loudest meditation in a quiet, boring land! Roll it in a leaf, let the cherry start to glow We’re burning down the stress while the heavy embers fall! Yeah, pass the blunt around until the room begins to spin The world is falling down, but we’re finding peace within! (Verse 2) (Palm-muted rhythm) Forget the fancy papers, I want the dark and slow Split the cigar open, watch the inner contents go Fill it to the edges with that aromatic pine The scent is hitting harder than a cheap box wine I don't need a suit and tie or a ladder I can climb I just need a lighter and a little bit of time! (Bridge) (Slowing down, then building up) The smoke is curling upward like a ghost against the wall It doesn't matter who you are, it’s waiting for us all (Shouted) ONE HIT FOR THE ANGER! TWO HITS FOR THE PAIN! THREE HITS 'TIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT BUT SUNSHINE IN MY BRAIN! (Chorus) (All-out energy, heavy strumming) Oh, give me that sticky green, break it down by hand The loudest meditation in a quiet, boring land! Roll it in a leaf, let the cherry start to glow We’re burning down the stress while the heavy embers fall! Yeah, pass the blunt around until the room begins to spin The world is falling down, but we’re finding peace within! (Outro) (Slow, rhythmic tapping on the guitar body) Just one more rotation... Keep the circle tight. Everything is hazy... But everything’s alright. (Final chord, let ring) Yeah, it’s alright.
