Dragons Den Debate

Station ID "You're listening to 93 point 5 PM, Dragon's Den Debate. Where common sense is optional and the Global Council is always wrong. If you have to ask what kind of cigar we smoke, this channel isn't for you. [Sweeping orchestral sting followed by a deep, echoing roar]" Time Check "It's precisely 14 minutes past the hour. If you're stuck in traffic, you're clearly driving an inferior chassis. We recommend levitation. Tune out the riff-raff and tune into the insight. You're with Dragon's Den Debate." Weather Report "The weather is... adequate. Much like the efforts of the Earth Splinter peasants. Expect a gentle breeze—the kind that perfectly complements a vintage wine on your balcony. Don't worry about the rain; your chauffeur will handle it. 93 point 5 PM." "This political season is a disgrace! Honestly, the whole thing has the finesse of a Manticore trying to do needlepoint. When will the minor Splinters realize that true governance requires fire, scale, and a deep history of conquest? We'll tell you after the break." "Our culture segment is next. We'll be reviewing the latest abstract art made from scrap metal. It’s absolutely hideous, but the artist charged a fortune, so we must pretend it's genius. That’s how high culture works, Pretoria. Don't be a Chaos Dragon—be informed." Dragon's Den Debate, 93 point 5 PM Listener Call-in Promo "Are you a Summoner with a portfolio worth discussing? Do you have an opinion more refined than a Gold Dragon's scale? Call in now! [Sound of a rich, dismissive chuckle] If you're just a Kobold Miner, please hang up and tune into the Goblin station."