Yo! It's big fat Mitch and droopy Darnell Blessin' the mic! Doo Doo do didoo Doo Doo do didoo Doo Doo do didoo Doo Doo do didoo Mmm hmm I only Fuck Wit Hamburgers! (I just ate my third) MCDonalds! (Is what's preferred) My French fries! (Will be submerged) In ketchup! (OUCH! Now my mouth is burned!) Them shits Is hot as hell I'm a cool guy Like Raphael I play laser tag Runnin' like a gazelle! Cuz I be zippin' it n zappin it Flippin' it n' flappin' it And all you bitch ass suckas Just be Whackin' n' jackin' it I'm ready to jack you up son So back the fuck up While I load up my gun With laser beams (Laser beams!) Laser beams are now ammo! Yay! laser ammo! Blammo kablammo! Played you just like a piano Munchin' on my Goomah's gobbagool Like tony soprano (Ha haaaaaaaaaaaa ah ha ha!) (This muh-fucka said gobbagool!) (Ha ha haaa!) Gibbity gabbity the hip hop insanity deliver it with gravity like Sean fuckin' Hannity, oh the humanity, just FINISH HIM, brutality, fatality! Chorus chugga chugga chugga chugga Choo choooo chugga chugga chugga chugga Choooooo choooooo The trains on time and it's coming for you chugga chugga chugga chugga Choo choooo chugga chugga chugga chugga Choooooo choooooo She said no soul brutha Cuz it's too beaucoup (too beaucoup) Big boys Couple of fat fuckin' turds Ridin' motorbikes like the fat twins in the book of world wreck-urds! Rolling up to five guys Two cheeseburgers and a giant bag of French fries I like asses I'm like Russell Crowe... (Hear me out now) I like asses so much They call me Glutiatus Maximus The real opiate of the masses wrap it round my face like Oakley sunglasses Whatcha think my chance is? Yeah, I think she dances To pay for college classes You think she pays her taxes? I don't know what the facts is But she thick as molasses big boobs I like 'em Nipples like pepperoni Standing at attention like officer Mahoney bootie big n' chunky I'm getting kinda hungry Let me get down on one knee And pet this little puppy Hypnotize it like Crocodile Dundee Alley-oop the little poopy to muh cousin lil' droopy Now that's a puppy slam dunky! (That last bar was clunky) (Slaaaaaaaaam duuuuurrrrp!) (I'm funky you guys, like Really funky Like, the funkiest boy in town) Chorus chugga chugga chugga chugga Choo choooo chugga chugga chugga chugga Choooooo choooooo The trains on time and it's coming for you chugga chugga chugga chugga Choo choooo chugga chugga chugga chugga Choooooo choooooo She said no soul brutha Cuz it's too beaucoup