[intro] Did i really hear you right? Okay Thats nice Really, [verse] Seem thirsty, look tasty, a little thin Kinda pasty, so you tried to curse me? Oh god see me shiver, whatever will i do You spoke to the fey with your l.g.b.t.q.i.a.+ coven And here i am Living like normal- sure im not in a formal suit Nor am i a guttersnipe, or unthinking brute I have great happiness and sadness both Have loved and lost and know the cost Of pursuing blisses, doing business, dodged a lot of bullets, found my grail It was in my chest, And while not some epic tale Life has regaled me with blessings I do not deserve, and so i serve the good i can. Anyway, i was gonna say sonethin like Oh Damn, i musta missed the mojo When, you know, you cast that hex, by chance did you keep the stub off the check? Id suggest you try and get your offerings back. You got burned by totem charlatans Bargain basement magic cast sputterin On half sacrifice saturdays Black candles and open toed sandals Lesbian thespians pretendin to be magicians Pshhhh talkin to ME bout life choices. When you hear voices in the dark Its not that you got unseelee in your yard I know Schizophrenia’s hard to go, “Oh Its a chemical imbalance scuze me Off to fetch some antidepressants But thats a tangent, sorry so as i was sayin The fey sure aint what they used to be, bay Fairies used to be scary now they all flame Its just kinda lame If you used my name in a ritual With venom verve and vitriol I dont think anyone heard Or cared enough to return your call. Leave magic to the tragically delulu know im cool Howabout you? Aww thats great/too bad Good/sorry to hear that, dont worry about/question it Spoke to a spirit of vengeance? Nah. You didnt. Sacrificed a pint if blood and a handful of my hair Thats the spirit Have problems Let the invisi-folk solve em Do you do daily affirmations too? Post it notes about hope and how you are worthy? Maybe you should? Wouldnt hurt Considering the flat flop curse lobbed Off into the abyss, overhand pitch clean miss Perhaps practice is in order Not chats on discord nor reddit or tumblr Excuse me, that’d be grindr eh bay Get thee somewhere quiet without clamor So you can shake out the crazy maybe curse me some more- need more hair? Hit me up, i’ll shave my head And you can hippie dance for the undead Dread lords, and other glorified hallucinations Who knows maybe i’ll have a rough patch That you can comfortably claim credit for Or call it mercury in retrograde but babe Im a scorpio You cant throw shade, i was born and made In what makes you afraid Or at least thats what the stars would say Hey Is that a Pier 39 ritualistic blade? Yeah look “Made in china” no knock off finer You always had good taste Bet you interior decorate Like nobodies business Bane black dark satanic, or glenda the goddamn good witch, Whatever your magic flavor, i suggest you Hold out your hand and ask solemn For fucks from the sky come fallen Coz darlin I surely dont got em Kiss kiss Curse curse Giggle, snicker At least your karmic debt didnt get bigger Seeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaa
