If I Had A Trillion Dollars

[Verse 1] If I had a trillion dollars I’d buy a house on a cloud Then I’d fill it up with penguins And a gold piano loud Elon in a silver suit Waving from a rocket porch He’d order ten more moonboats Just to park them by the torch [Pre-Chorus] He’d grin and say, “Why stop now?” With a pocket full of stars A mountain made of bubblegum And fifty candy cars [Chorus] If I had a trillion dollars I’d do it big, do it silly Trillion-dollar grin on my face Volcano lair in the hill-y If I had a trillion dollars I’d buy the whole sky too Then I’d still ask, “What’s next?” (What’s next?) just to make it through [Verse 2] He’d buy the rusty Ferris wheel And spin it just for fun A goldfish tank for Tuesday A private popcorn sun He’d lease a shark with sunglasses And name it “Mr. Flame” Then tip a toast to chaos While a butler learns his name [Pre-Chorus] He’d put a pool in a crater A maze of marble slides A hundred joke museums And a dragon for the ride [Chorus] If I had a trillion dollars I’d do it big, do it silly Trillion-dollar grin on my face Volcano lair in the hill-y If I had a trillion dollars I’d buy the whole sky too Then I’d still ask, “What’s next?” (What’s next?) just to make it through [Bridge] He’d build a castle in the lava With a candy-cane drawbridge A pizza oven on the summit And a whale in the garage Then he’d laugh and point at midnight Say, “Go ahead, name the price” But the moon is still in orbit So he buys it twice [Final Chorus] If I had a trillion dollars I’d do it big, do it silly Trillion-dollar grin on my face Volcano lair in the hill-y If I had a trillion dollars I’d buy the whole sky too Then I’d still ask, “What’s next?” (What’s next?) me and you