[Intro] Mmm, yeah, you gave me the ick again Round two, baby — let’s make it hurt [Verse 1: Rapid-fire Icks Pt. 2 Begins] Don’t eat soup like that Don’t giggle after burpin' Don’t say “Oki doki” Don’t eat raw ramen slurpin’ Don’t point at planes Don’t think the moon is chasin’ you Don’t go “teehee” unironically — ew Don’t sit on the edge of the pool with jeans Don’t say “pupper,” don’t say “beans” Don’t pick your wedgie in the club Don’t high five the bartender Don’t call your sleep paralysis “bud” Don’t cry during Fast & Furious 9 Don’t clap when the plane lands fine Don’t wear toe rings unironically Don’t name your car “Betsy” and talk to it constantly Don’t ask “What’s your sign?” then judge me Don’t buy 5-in-1 shampoo Don’t use “cray cray” in 2022 Don’t eat in bed and leave crumbs Don’t name your vape “Cynthia” for fun Don’t send Bitmojis in real convos Don’t fake flex Crypto from 2020 Don’t whisper “rawr” to be funny Don’t own a fedora, like, seriously honey [Hook: Sassy Refrain] Why you always gotta ick me out? You move like a TikTok sound Can’t lie, you weird me out Ick after ick, and I’m countin’ ‘em down You ick me out, you ick me OUT! Don’t even try to ask me how You was cute ‘til you made that sound Now I’m ghostin’ you right now [Verse 2: More Unhinged Icks] Don’t name your fists “lefty” and “righty” Don’t comment “first” on Facebook nightly Don’t own 8 Funko Pops of yourself Don’t reenact anime fights in stealth Don’t say “gamer rage” after yelling Don’t leave pee drips, bro — that's telling Don’t sniff milk like a wine snob Don’t tuck your napkin into your top Don’t say “bazinga” in any way Don’t say “bruh” with a deep sigh Don’t rub pennies for “luck” each day Don’t hum while pooping — why Don’t argue about Hogwarts Houses Don’t call Chipotle “fine dining” Don’t laugh when Siri mispronounces Don’t wink at babies while whining Don’t say “we outside” in bed Don’t flirt with waiters, read the room Don’t twist straws like dreadlocks Don’t run like Naruto at noon Don’t say “I’m random lol” Don’t own a sword “just in case” Don’t record karaoke like it’s gospel Don’t bring your ukulele to a date [Bridge: Breakdown w/ Echo FX] Ick, ick, ick, you keep on stackin’ Every word you say got me backtrackin’ You were cute 'til you flossed mid-joke You were fine 'til you wore that cloak Yeah, nah... you really wore a cloak? [Final Hook: Bigger Energy] You ick me out, you ick me OUT Every little thing got me tappin' out Love's a game, but I lost that round Too many icks, I ain’t stickin’ around You ick me out, you ick me out Even my group chat knows by now Sent ‘em screenshots, they all said “Yikes!” So I blocked your number twice [Outro Spoken Word: Petty Whisper] …Don’t say “cheesus crust” when pizza’s good …Don’t pretend your cat speaks Latin ...and for the love of all things holy Don't wear SpongeBob boxers past 30 Goodbye.
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