Mountain Dew [NDC] (Bluegrass)

dark country, alt-country, glitchcore, mountain bluegrass, ambient techno, dubstep, synthwave

[Intro]
(Banjo roll + fiddle riff, 4 bars)
[Em – G – D – Em]
[Yodel lightly “ooooh ooooh ooooh” as if greeting the lazy morning]

[Verse 1]
[Em]
Up in my room, I know I should be workin’ (ooooh!)
[G]
But here I am, just strummin’ and a-lurkin’ (ahh!)
[D]
Bills and papers piled high, sittin’ on the floor (oooh ooh)
[Em]
I just sip my Mountain Dew and shove it in a drawer (yodel high!)

[Em]
The laundry’s mountain-high, socks in a heap (ahh!)
[G]
Dishes forming towers, the sink’s in deep (ooooh!)
[D]
My boss is callin’, deadlines start to creep (yodel!)
[Em]
But I’m Mountain Dewin’, I’ll worry in my sleep!

[Pre-Chorus]
[C]
Tomorrow, tomorrow, that’s when I’ll do it all
[G]
Today I’m busy watchin’ dust crawl
[D]
The clock keeps tickin’, it’s mockin’ my plight
[Em]
But I’m puttin’ it away, yodelin’ through the night

[Chorus]
[C]
Mountain Dew, procrastination brew! (yodel high!)
[G]
I’ll put it off, that task that haunts my view!
[D]
Oh, the chores can wait, the world won’t mind
[Em]
Pour it sweet, pour it strong, and relax a while!

[Verse 2]
[Em]
Emails unread, notifications ignored (ahh!)
[G]
I could clean the fridge, but I’d rather strum a chord (ooooh!)
[D]
Text from my mom says “Did you fix the sink?” (yodel!)
[Em]
I reply with a yodel, “Sure, tomorrow I think!”

[Em]
I scroll TikTok for hours, memes flying by (ahh!)
[G]
My dog looks sad, he’s givin’ me the eye (ooooh!)
[D]
I could mow the lawn, sweep the floor, make pie (yodel!)
[Em]
But a Mountain Dew and a banjo, that’s my high!

[Chorus]
[C]
Mountain Dew, procrastination brew!
[G]
I’ll put it off, that task that haunts my view!
[D]
Oh, the chores can wait, the world won’t mind
[Em]
Pour it sweet, pour it strong, and relax a while!

[Bridge / Instrumental]
(Banjo lead, fiddle harmony, light guitar strum)
[Em – G – D – Em]
[Em – G – C – D]
Yodel between phrases like “ooooh, maybe tomorrow… ahh… who cares!”
Fiddle can mimic the sound of ticking clocks and falling dust

[Verse 3]
[Em]
My to-do list’s a scroll, it’s taller than me (ooooh!)
[G]
Vacuuming, cooking, cleaning the pantry (ahh!)
[D]
I could tackle it all, I could give it a try (yodel!)
[Em]
But I’ll stash it away, Mountain Dew in hand, and sigh!

[Em]
Bills piling high, deadlines breathing down my neck (ahh!)
[G]
I grab my banjo, play a little trek (ooooh!)
[D]
The chores can wait, I’m taking a scenic detour (yodel!)
[Em]
Procrastination’s sweet, who could ask for more?

[Chorus x2 for Finale]
[C]
Mountain Dew, procrastination brew! (yodel!)
[G]
I’ll put it off, that task that haunts my view!
[D]
Oh, the chores can wait, the world won’t mind
[Em]
Pour it sweet, pour it strong, and relax a while!

[Outro]
(Fiddle + banjo fade, yodel “ooooh ooooh oooh,” slow strum on Em)
[Em]
Yodel softly: “Maybe tomorrow… ahh… maybe…”

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[Intro] (Banjo roll + fiddle riff, 4 bars) [Em – G – D – Em] [Yodel lightly “ooooh ooooh ooooh” as if greeting the lazy morning] [Verse 1] [Em] Up in my room, I know I should be workin’ (ooooh!) [G] But here I am, just strummin’ and a-lurkin’ (ahh!) [D] Bills and papers piled high, sittin’ on the floor (oooh ooh) [Em] I just sip my Mountain Dew and shove it in a drawer (yodel high!) [Em] The laundry’s mountain-high, socks in a heap (ahh!) [G] Dishes forming towers, the sink’s in deep (ooooh!) [D] My boss is callin’, deadlines start to creep (yodel!) [Em] But I’m Mountain Dewin’, I’ll worry in my sleep! [Pre-Chorus] [C] Tomorrow, tomorrow, that’s when I’ll do it all [G] Today I’m busy watchin’ dust crawl [D] The clock keeps tickin’, it’s mockin’ my plight [Em] But I’m puttin’ it away, yodelin’ through the night [Chorus] [C] Mountain Dew, procrastination brew! (yodel high!) [G] I’ll put it off, that task that haunts my view! [D] Oh, the chores can wait, the world won’t mind [Em] Pour it sweet, pour it strong, and relax a while! [Verse 2] [Em] Emails unread, notifications ignored (ahh!) [G] I could clean the fridge, but I’d rather strum a chord (ooooh!) [D] Text from my mom says “Did you fix the sink?” (yodel!) [Em] I reply with a yodel, “Sure, tomorrow I think!” [Em] I scroll TikTok for hours, memes flying by (ahh!) [G] My dog looks sad, he’s givin’ me the eye (ooooh!) [D] I could mow the lawn, sweep the floor, make pie (yodel!) [Em] But a Mountain Dew and a banjo, that’s my high! [Pre-Chorus] [C] Tomorrow, tomorrow, that’s when I’ll do it all [G] Today I’m busy watchin’ dust crawl [D] The clock keeps tickin’, it’s mockin’ my plight [Em] But I’m puttin’ it away, yodelin’ through the night [Chorus] [C] Mountain Dew, procrastination brew! [G] I’ll put it off, that task that haunts my view! [D] Oh, the chores can wait, the world won’t mind [Em] Pour it sweet, pour it strong, and relax a while! [Bridge / Instrumental] (Banjo lead, fiddle harmony, light guitar strum) [Em – G – D – Em] [Em – G – C – D] Yodel between phrases like “ooooh, maybe tomorrow… ahh… who cares!” Fiddle can mimic the sound of ticking clocks and falling dust [Verse 3] [Em] My to-do list’s a scroll, it’s taller than me (ooooh!) [G] Vacuuming, cooking, cleaning the pantry (ahh!) [D] I could tackle it all, I could give it a try (yodel!) [Em] But I’ll stash it away, Mountain Dew in hand, and sigh! [Em] Bills piling high, deadlines breathing down my neck (ahh!) [G] I grab my banjo, play a little trek (ooooh!) [D] The chores can wait, I’m taking a scenic detour (yodel!) [Em] Procrastination’s sweet, who could ask for more? [Pre-Chorus] [C] Tomorrow, tomorrow, that’s when I’ll do it all [G] Today I’m busy watchin’ dust crawl [D] The clock keeps tickin’, it’s mockin’ my plight [Em] But I’m puttin’ it away, yodelin’ through the night [Chorus x2 for Finale] [C] Mountain Dew, procrastination brew! (yodel!) [G] I’ll put it off, that task that haunts my view! [D] Oh, the chores can wait, the world won’t mind [Em] Pour it sweet, pour it strong, and relax a while! [Outro] (Fiddle + banjo fade, yodel “ooooh ooooh oooh,” slow strum on Em) [Em] Yodel softly: “Maybe tomorrow… ahh… maybe…”

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