The sofa you sit on the bed you sleep in The clothes you wear don’t even begin The random mouse you might see Even the house maybe What do you mean I am not pleasant Its all mine I own it peasant Everything seen and unseen I am the Queen of everything The pots and pans you cook with No this is not a myth Don’t you know any better human No there is no resolution My strings of pearls I clutch You don’t seem to know much The television I own too Even the channels who knew? What do you mean I am not pleasant Its all mine I own it peasant Everything seen and unseen I am the Queen of everything You won’t pull a fast one on me Queen of the pillows can’t you see Everything around me is deeded and titled Under my name because I am entitled What do you mean I am not pleasant Its all mine I own it peasant Everything seen and unseen I am the Queen of everything See my crown? Now bow down