[INTRO] FUCK YEAH! LET’S FUCKING GO! GRAB YOUR BAGS, LET’S STEAL THE SHOW! COME ON FRIENDS, WE’RE ON A CANDY HUNT, LET’S FUCKING BLAST! [VERSE 1] Come on, my friends, it’s time to ride, Candy-hunting crew, all side by side! Chocolate bars and gummies galore, Fill up your bags, then come back for more! We’re gonna eat till our fucking guts explode, With enough damn candy to fill a fucking road! Stock up the sweets for decades to come, FUCK YEAH, TONIGHT WE’RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN! [CHORUS — Gang vocals] FUCK YEAH! WE’RE COLLECTING THE TAX! FILL UP THE BAGS, STACK UP THE SNACKS! Just like the government drains our fucking pay, WE’RE DRAINING EVERYONE’S CANDY TONIGHT — FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! LET THE SWEETNESS RAIN! FILL UP OUR STOCKS AGAIN AND AGAIN! Our music makes the candy come flying our way, GIVE US YOUR BONBONS — FUCK YEAH, OKAY! [VERSE 2] My friends and I, we’re ready to go, Hunting for sweets everywhere we roam! Lollipops, chocolate, sugar-coated dreams, We’re building the biggest fucking candy machine! We’ll eat till we can’t, then save what’s left, A fucking mountain of sweets is our ultimate quest! Turn up the music, let the speakers attack, WE WANT MORE CANDY — AND WE’RE COMING RIGHT BACK! [CHORUS — Louder, heavier] FUCK YEAH! WE’RE COLLECTING THE TAX! FILL UP THE BAGS, STACK UP THE SNACKS! Just like the government drains our fucking pay, WE’RE DRAINING EVERYONE’S CANDY TONIGHT — FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! LET THE SWEETNESS RAIN! FILL UP OUR STOCKS AGAIN AND AGAIN! Our music makes the candy come flying our way, GIVE US YOUR BONBONS — FUCK YEAH, OKAY! [BREAKDOWN ] FUCK YEAH! GRAB YOUR BAG! FUCK YEAH! FILL THAT SACK! FUCK YEAH! EAT THAT SHIT! FUCK YEAH! DON’T YOU QUIT! MORE FUCKING CANDY! MORE FUCKING TREATS! MORE FUCKING SUGAR! MORE FUCKING SWEETS! [FINAL CHORUS — Maximum chaos] FUCK YEAH! WE’RE COLLECTING THE TAX! FILL UP THE BAGS, STACK UP THE SNACKS! Just like the government drains our fucking pay, WE’RE DRAINING EVERYONE’S CANDY TONIGHT — FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! MY FRIENDS, LET’S GO! A FUCKING CANDY MOUNTAIN, HIGHER AND HIGHER WE GO! ENOUGH FOR DECADES, WE’RE READY TO PLAY! FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH — IT’S A CANDY RAID DAY! [OUTRO] FUCK YEAH! MORE CANDY! MORE SUGAR! MORE FUCKING CHOCOLATE! WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER FUCKING WAREHOUSE!
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