[intro] [chorus] You're not hip, you're not slick Your old bike is always broken You're not rich, you're not handsome You don't drink beer but tomato juice You have a job that you say It's not good and it's not bad But you are sweet and really loyal You belong to me and I to you [bridge] [verse 1] Yes who would have ever thought How could something like this exist No, I never expected That I would end up with you I always thought you were super slow But now you're the man I dream of every night Even though I think from time to time [bridge] [chorus] You're not hip, you're not slick Your old bike is always broken You're not rich, you're not handsome You don't drink beer but tomato juice You have a job that you say It's not good and it's not bad But you are sweet and really loyal You belong to me and I to you [bridge] [verse 2] I still remember how it began It was a day in March You came, you saw and conquered And I was floored I was just completely shocked Because you gave me a kiss And said: girl, you have so much sex I can't help it [bridge] [chorus] You're not hip, you're not slick Your old bike is always broken You're not rich, you're not handsome You don't drink beer but tomato juice You have a job that you say It's not good and it's not bad But you are sweet and really loyal You belong to me and I to you [bridge] [outro] Jalalala jalalala jalalalalalalalalala Lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala Lalalala lalalala
