Mama Dukes

[MAMA DUKES] I Walked in the room, freeze mid-step. She said “hey”- I ain’t breathe since then,... Bet air got thick with a punkie smell, I checked my pants like “did I just shit myself?” You're Momma's mouth opened-man I felt that wave, Shit hit my senses-my soul withered in place, Prayin’ she walk away-THAT BREATH DON’T PLAY, Your Momma got sewage dookie for DAYS! Even my will to live is starting to fade,... (WHO SHIT ON YOUR MOMMA'S FACE!) Here comes Mama Dukes, Gotta couple things to say to you, Hot breath blasting sideways too, What you gonna do? - When you dealin' with Momma Dukes,... DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Momma Dukes got- DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Breath be rottin' like- DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Bet- she must be chewin' on- DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Your Momma needs to stop talkin' to me, Man, that breath-that punky, pungent death- REMINDS ME- OF DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! SWAMP-ASS, EVERYTHING SHE ASKS- DOOKIE BLASTS! Bet-her breath wafts, I stagger back, Who the fuck tricked your momma- with a dookie snack? Nose shut quick, but it leaked right in, I swear your momma speakin’ should be a cardinal sin! Can’t hold my breath any longer man, I’m gonna die! Funk keep growin’ stronger damn, she openin a- Liquid sewage, shit-fish fry! Momma Dukes ain’t gotta act to commit a crime, Committin’ nasal rape every time she gives an audible “Hi!” She leaned closer- I wanna cry,... That exhale she gives is weaponized! BACK-UP-PLEASE!-DON’T-SAY-MY-NAME! THAT-AIN’T-BREATH!-THAT’S-DOOKIE-PAIN! Everything she asks - Every word she speaks, Is coated in dookie - shitty words you almost see! Everyone is gagging - this dookie really reaks! FUCK!- y'all-RUN! - MAMA DUKES GOTTA SPEECH! DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Momma Dukes got- DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Breath be rottin' like- DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Bet- she must be chewin' on- DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! Your Momma needs to stop talkin' to me, Man, that breath-that punky, pungent death- REMINDS ME- OF DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! SWAMP-ASS, EVERYTHING SHE ASKS- DOOKIE BLASTS! DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! D-D-D-D-DOOKIE-DOOKIE! (WHAT?!) DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! D-D-DOOKIE-DUKES-MOMMA DUKES! (MAKE YA PUKE!) COLD CLOCKIN’-ROTTEN-SWAMP-ASS-SEWAGE WAVE! EVERY WORD SHE HAS TO SAY-MAKES THE WHOLE ROOM CAVE! HANDS UP-NOPE-EVERYBODY ESCAPE! ONE “HI”-TURN THE AIR TO A BRIMMING SHIT TANK! DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! DON’T-LET-HER-TALK-MY-WAY! DOOKIE! - DOOKIE! PLEASE-SHOOT-ME-IN-THE-FACE!