[in the style of Linkin Park] [hyper-modern production with clear vocals, no auto-tune, Dolby Atmos mix, high-fidelity, high-definition audio and wide stereo] [Intro] [Spoken] B-R-O-K-E (uh huh) Welcome to the esteemed halls of Broke-ology Where fiscal scarcity yields temporal prosperity [Hook] B-R-O-K-E (What?) Honorary degree (Yeah) Pauper's PhD (Uh-huh) Welcome to my uni-versity (Let's go) [Verse 1] Tenured in the art of empty pockets Budget meal prep, locked and loaded in my docket Ramen-nomics, that's my expertise Flavor packets are my lab fees Extreme coupon-ing, that's my minor Time-rich living, nothing feels diviner Mind exploration, I've got it down In this cerebral surplus, I wear the crown [Pre-Chorus] Accruing wealth in moments, not in dimes Rich thoughts, beyond 9-to-5, paradigms [Chorus] I'm a scholar of broke-ology (oh yeah) Time abundance is my mythology (uh-huh) Mental ventures, my true specialty (dig deep) Macro-freedom in micro-living, that's me (big dreams) B-R-O-K-E, defined Yet intellectually, I'm optimized B-R-O-K-E [Verse 2] No corner office, but my mind's a lecture hall Streaming knowledge, that's my protocol Peer-reviewed life, my time-rich regime Philosophical feasts, that's my cuisine Mindful living, I've mastered the art Cognitive surplus, that's the smarter part Broke in wallet, but rich in my head Cracking theorems while the others chase bread [Pre-Chorus] Chronological wealth, financial drought Time-rich philosophy, my inner scholar shouts [Chorus] I'm a scholar of broke-ology (oh yeah) Time abundance is my mythology (uh-huh) Mental ventures, my true specialty (dig deep) Macro-freedom in micro-living, that's me (big dreams) B-R-O-K-E, defined Yet intellectually, I'm optimized [Bridge] The Temporal Theorem, a cognitive boon Ideas ignite when free from the fiscal moon Intellectual economics: a neuro-nomic revelation Can't buy lunch, but feast on mental stimulation B-R-O-K-E I posit this hypothesis... [Hook] When life deprives, you theorize! ... (Innovate!) When pockets empty, you philosophize! ... (Contemplate!) When society rushes, you actualize! ... (Appreciate!) [Breakdown] I'm living a new cerebral creed Spinning scarcity into possibility This broke life? It's my dissertation On fiscal freedom and mental liberation [Chorus] I'm a scholar of broke-ology (oh yeah) Time abundance is my mythology (uh-huh) Mental ventures, my true specialty (dig deep) Macro-freedom in micro-living, that's me (big dreams) B-R-O-K-E, defined Yet intellectually, I'm optimized [Outro] Cash deficient, but mind efficient, our mental coefficient's sky-high Wallet's thin, but thoughts within run rich and thick — we amplify Funds are low, but ideas grow, in this cerebral cash flow We're penny poor but wisdom sure, our minds are our portfolio B-R-O-K-E [spoken] "That's broke-ology - class dismissed!" [Spoken softly] Your diploma is in the mail... Payment in thoughts, please. [END]
