Pen1s Kingdom

What if there was a thought that, once you thought it, Change you forever. A series of words that make a home in your head. Images that live rent free forever. This is that thought. This that idea. These are those words: [Pre-chorus] Penis Kingdom... [Pre-chorus] Penis Kingdom... [Flutes trilling] Welcome to the land of men willing to stand up Emotionally and literally, Lyrically and physically Full erection, No flexion! Ya'll 'bout to get a rhetorical lesson! A dissection of your smug reflections As I unsheathe my weapon... Don't be gross, Perverts! (HA HA!) I mean my pen or my tongue, I'm savin myself for someone special. Bitch, you ain't the one! [Pre-chorus][flutes] Penis Kingdom! [Verse] [beat increases intensity] Ever since I was young, I been treated like a criminal A dangerous male, A political prisoner Shackled and weighed down Like Harrison Bergeron, Until I struggled to even stand And just SOLDIERED on In general, to be frank, I been treated like shit And all I ever wanted was Some pussy to hit A little kitten to kick, spit on and lick, While everybody watchin' Be like this dude is SICK! As a kid, I kept a stiff upper lip and just stayed silently writin' My rhymes like warnings to earth From the Sirens of Titan All my life I put up with the stereotypin' Like when mom took dad to court and got custody without fightin'. And I grew up without ever knowin' My dad, Sad, Thinking he a piece of shit but in truth it was my Ma who had hit and quit! And all the child support she grabbed she drank from A brown paper bag. And It's sad to say, this is a common play. Women take advantage of men Every god damn day. [Chorus] Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! They keep on telling me we're living in a Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! I don't believe it I'm too hard, too hard to live in this Penis Kingdom... Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! They keep telling me we're living in a Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! I don't believe it I'm too hard, too hard to live in this Penis Kingdom... [Verse] Here's a hypothetical: You're a woman walking a trail, Now you have to choose Would you rather meet a man or a bear? Then go post your dumb opinions In the public town square I'm like Bitch, I wouldnt touch you, Your body's a square!! (HA!) Yeah, life isn't fair, But at least you could try, Do you want to know what its like To live as a guy? Go rob a liquor store, Whip out your gun, Get caught and go to women's prison For six to twelve months! But the dude who was with you? The getaway driver? Is lucky to get off With only doing a fiver! [Female rapper] Quit whining! Men are like, at the top of every field! [Male rapper] BITCH! We tired of being used like human shields! Only fields you want us in are the ones where we gettin' killed. If a man needs a student loan, We Gotta fill out this form It says they can send us to die In the next desert storm! And if you get cancer? Better hope its the tits! Because no one gives a damn About saving some dicks! And if your broad's violent! And she tries to abuse you! You cant smack her back! 'Cause you know they'll accuse you! Everyday I'm living masked like a scanner darkly! When the fuck do I get to be on top In this so called Patriarky!? [Chorus] Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! They keep on telling me we're living in a Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! I don't believe it I'm too hard, too hard to live in this Penis Kingdom... Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! They keep telling me we're living in a Penis Kingdom... Oh oh! I don't believe it I'm too hard, too hard to live in this Penis Kingdom...