This all started with That rustic printing press Flooding streets with impure thoughts It always gave me stress This all started with Those antique telephones They'd erode our privacy And talking in our homes This all started with Swing jazz at local clubs Sexual and primitive Those things that turned me on This all started with New microwaves from space You can cook a frozen meal And radiate your face I can't have this Constant progress Takes me out of My control I can't stand these New advancements Makes me feel I'm Getting old This all started with Sex, drugs and rock n' roll This made zero sense to me So it would have to go This all started with Kids' comic book cartoons I claimed true art hung on walls In fancy golden rooms This all started with Prime television shows They will rot your brains right out I think that I should know This all started with These video arcades I saw flaws in all of those New electronic games I can't have this Constant progress Takes me out of My control I can't stand these New advancements Makes me feel I'm Getting old This all started with Hip hop and R&B Violence, misogynists I've seen on MTV This all started with Reality TV I argued against that and They argued against me This all started with Tech internet cafés I said facts at fingertips Would ruin people's day This all started with The act of texting friends I knew then that this would be Beginnings of the end I can't have this Constant progress Takes me out of My control I can't stand these New advancements Makes me feel I'm Getting old This all started with Old Wikipedia I dismissed its answer as Non-academia This all started with Some social media I foresaw it increase thoughts Of getting greedier This all started with A phone that thinks it's smart I'm aware of way more things Than what's on your SIM card This all started with More streaming services I had fears that increased bills Would become permanence I can't have this Constant progress Takes me out of My control I can't stand these New advancements Makes me feel I'm Getting old This all started with Inventing AI songs I play music in real life Not cheating with some bots I said this all started with Inventing AI songs I play music in real life So humans sing along One more time, this all started with Inventing AI songs I play mu-u-u-u-u-u-u------------ [This song is now terminated. We apologize for any inconvenience. Please bare with us while we address these technical difficulties. You will soon be returned to your regularly scheduled programming.] [Thank you for your patience. You are now being transferred to central audience programming. Today's broadcast was brought to you in part by the letters A, W, and E and by the number 420. For sponsorship and donations or franchise opportunities, please hit your local "like" button. Good day.]
