[Intro] [Grand piano intro, bright and triumphant] [Massive gospel choir humming a joyful chord] [Vocals soaring and highly theatrical, sung like Freddie Mercury] [Verse 1] The fault lines cracked at a quarter to three Swallowing the suburbs and the ancient oak tree But nobody panicked, nobody cried We just dragged the stereo speakers outside! The sirens are singing a beautiful tune A glorious harmony under the shattered moon There’s a crack in the sky pouring neon pink light And we’re dressed in our costumes to celebrate the night! [Pre-Chorus] [Rolling tom drums building momentum] [Electric guitars shimmering with delay] Pour the champagne as the skyscrapers fall! A wonderful, beautiful end to it all! [Chorus] [Explosive Queen-style arena rock, massive vocal harmonies] We all love a cheerful Armageddon! Dancing in the dust of the crumbling stone! The heavens are falling, the meteors treadin' But nobody’s dying in the dark all alone! Throw your hands up, let the lava flow! Enjoying the heat of the ultimate show! Yeah, a cheerful Armageddon! [Verse 2] [Driving stadium rock rhythm, clapping beat] The oceans are boiling, but the water feels fine We’re forming a massive, magnificent conga line The neighbor is dressed as a ghost in a sheet Tapping his toes to the tectonic beat I’m wearing a tuxedo, pouring the wine As the atmosphere burns in a gorgeous design Why weep for the world when the visuals pop? We’re gonna keep dancing right up to the drop! [Pre-Chorus] [Choir and lead vocals call-and-response] Pour the champagne as the skyscrapers fall! (Let them fall! Let them fall!) A wonderful, beautiful end to it all! [Chorus] [Maximum euphoric energy, wall of sound] We all love a cheerful Armageddon! Dancing in the dust of the crumbling stone! The heavens are falling, the meteors treadin' But nobody’s dying in the dark all alone! Throw your hands up, let the lava flow! Enjoying the heat of the ultimate show! Yeah, a cheerful Armageddon! [Bridge] [Music strips down to a pulsing, synthetic bassline] [Theatrical, dramatic vocal delivery] Take a deep breath of the cinnamon breeze. The pumpkin spice fog rolling over the trees. It smells so delicious, a chemical sweet. Released by the lab at the end of the street. The scientist laughed as he opened the vent. A hallucinogenic, botanical scent. [Verse 3 - The Twist] [Music abruptly shifts into chaotic, discordant minor chords] [Vocals distort, shifting from joyful to manic] The sky isn't glowing with a heavenly grace! There are tentacles ripping a hole in space! The conga line marches with a blinding grin Directly to the maws of the creatures within! We aren't celebrating! We're under a spell! Smiling and clapping on the highway to hell! The toxic fog keeps us entirely numb While the interdimensional harvesters come! [Outro] [Terrifying mix of a joyful choir and dissonant, screaming heavy metal guitars] Keep dancing! Keep smiling! Walk into the teeth! Ignorant to the horrors waiting underneath! A cheerful Armageddon! [Music abruptly swallowed by aggressive radio static] [A single, joyful kazoo note plays and slowly winds down] [End]
