[Intro] The mayor said Look up at the sky The Moon is cheese With rabbits that tease The demoness grinned Oh what a tune Go fetch us a bunny from that big ol' Moon She believed it whole Magical Stupid Girl [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Mayor said it's cheese up there Demoness swore rabbits run in pairs Magical Stupid Girl She believed it all Packed her bag A net A fork And a ball [Verse 2] She waved goodbye Said "I’ll be quick" A thirty minute space trip trick The mayor laughed The demoness winked They didn’t think (They didn’t think) [Bridge] She came down Chewing loud Crumbs on her chin “Moon tastes like cheddar" She said with a spin Mayor shook his head Demoness laughed till she cried “How’d you find a rabbit?” “It was hopping outside!” [Instrumental Intermission] [Chorus] She said “It’s cheddar Brie And gouda too” The bunnies dance and they sing woo-hoo She showed her rabbit Its fur so white “Name’s Moonbeam Caught mid-jump” [Break] Rabbit in hand cheese on her dress Magical Stupid Girl’s at it again [Post-Chorus] Rabbits on the Moon She brought one back Half the Moon is gone Yeah She had a snack Mayor’s in tears Demoness cries Magical Stupid Girl plays with rabbit tonight [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Oh she’s back She’s back She’s back with a snack A rabbit in her arms and the Moon’s got a crack She said "You lied It’s not Swiss but Brie And that bunny tried to karate-kick me" [Verse 4] The Mayor’s jaw dropped Demoness sighed “You ate the Moon You lunatic You’re daft!” Magical stupid girl shrugged "But I was hungry How could I resist?" A magical girl with a snacky twist [Bridge 2] Half-eaten Moon Tides go wild Oceans screaming like a feral child Werewolves pout at a crescent grin Oh girl What chaos you put us in [Instrumental Intermission] [Chorus] She said “It’s cheddar Brie And gouda too” The bunnies dance and they sing woo-hoo She showed her rabbit Its fur so white “Name’s Moonbeam Caught mid-jump” [Break] Rabbit in hand cheese on her dress Magical Stupid Girl’s at it again [Post-Chorus] Rabbits on the Moon She brought one back Half the Moon is gone Yeah She had a snack Mayor’s in tears Demoness cries Magical Stupid Girl plays with rabbit tonight [Instrumental Break] [Outro] So beware when you tease the Magical Stupid Girl She’ll rewrite the cosmos Give it a whirl The Moon's now a crescent The rabbit’s her pet And she’s eyeing the stars for her next snack set [Instrumental Outro]