[Verse 1] Lying there Staring at the ceiling Wondering where you were Thinking it needed repainting [Chorus] I am a domesticated human With a thing about Paul Newman You are an inexplicable creature But really, you're just a leecher You said I was like French dressing Why do you keep me guessing? [Verse 2] I've got a system at the store Food goes in the trolley in a certain way Sorry to be a bore But you can't put it in like that The chicken goes at the front Bottles at the back You squashed the donuts up Against the beer [Chorus] I am a domesticated human With a thing about Paul Newman You are an inexplicable creature But really, you're just a leecher You said I was like French dressing Why do you keep me guessing? [Verse 3] I came home from work Thinking I had a meal lined up But you'd eaten everything While I was at the zoo I left you with dinner You left me with packaging It's true I was with the animals at work But it's you. You are the animal! What are you all about? [Bridge] You say you were hungry I say that's not the point You are an inexplicable creature But really, you're just a leecher You said I was like French dressing Why do you keep me guessing? [Verse 4] I put the chicken at the front You put your chaos everywhere [Outro] Lying there Staring at the ceiling Wondering where you were Thinking it needed repainting You said I was like French dressing Why do you keep me guessing? You are an inexplicable creature But really, you're just a leecher What are you all about? What are you all about? You're an animal!
