[Verse 1] She grabbed my hand at the wedding reception Said "Baby, let's dance" I said "Baby, let's NOT" She pulled me up and the whole room watched Two hundred people staring at what God FORGOT My legs went left, my arms went right My hips did something that ain't POLITE She's floating like an angel across the floor And I'm down here looking like a broken DOOR [Chorus] Two left feet and she don't care She's spinning like a dream, I'm grabbing at the air Two left feet, I'm a certified MESS But she's laughing so hard that her eyes are WET And that's all I need That laugh is all I need [Verse 2] She tried to teach me salsa in the living room Moved the coffee table, put on the tunes Said "Just follow me, it's easy, one two three" By step two I had tripped on the DOG By step three I had kicked the COUCH By step four Katalin was on the GROUND Not from dancing, from LAUGHING [Chorus] Two left feet and she don't care She's spinning like a dream, I'm grabbing at the air Two left feet, I'm a certified MESS But she's laughing so hard that her eyes are WET And that's all I need That laugh is all I need [Bridge - Spoken] They say you should dance like nobody's watching Well EVERYBODY is watching And EVERYBODY has their phone out My mother-in-law has already posted it It has forty-seven likes And twelve of them are LAUGHING emojis But you know what? Katalin is pressed against me Her head is on my chest She's humming the melody And my two left feet Are somehow In the right place At the right time For the first time in my LIFE [Verse 3] Now every Saturday night she puts on a record Pushes back the furniture and holds out her hand I still can't dance, probably never will But I'll shuffle through this kitchen with her till I CAN'T She leads, I follow, we bump into walls We step on toes and we trip down halls But she keeps choosing me for every song And that's the only step I'll never get WRONG [Final Chorus] Two left feet but a whole right heart She knew what she was getting from the very START Two left feet, and she chose this dance She chose this stumbling, fumbling, beautiful ROMANCE And that's all I need Katalin, that's all I'll ever need [Outro] (spoken over slow groove) She just put on our wedding song And held out her hand Here we go again (laughing) Same two left feet Same perfect WOMAN
