[Chorus] As much as you want me I'll say whatever you need But I can't even help it Being right is such a bitch [Verse] And I'm handsome And I'm a great screenwriter Well That's what I tell myself Assistant manager Total ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Our manager said no to overtime The kids are being a bore Mom said no And she just keeps going on and on And yet I let her Whatever [Chorus] And ever and ever As much As much as you want me I'll say whatever you please But I can't even help it Being right is such a bitch And I'm a jerk for saying it like that I don't even know Sorry As much as you want me I'll say whatever you please But being right is such a bitch [Verse] And she let me You won't even believe what he says My guy friends Uh they don't want me Per se But I'm o.k. but i feel like a bitch. [Chorus] As much as you want me I'll say whatever you please But I can't even help it Being right is such a bitch Dude And I'm handsome And I'm a great screenwriter Well That's what I tell myself Assistant manager Total ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [Bridge] As much Oh Oh, she left a mark on my favorite shirt, And I laughed Yeah Sorry about that As much as you need me As much as you As much as you need
