Lesbian Pickup Lines (Disaster Edition)

Lesbian Pickup Lines (Disaster Edition) (Verse 1 - Miranda Noor): Are you a mirror? 'Cause I'm totally seeing myself in you. Got a toolbox? 'Cause you're fixing my heart, it's true. Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I think I'm falling for you right. My GPS is broken? Can you be my map? Show me the way. (Verse 2 - Miranda Noor): If I were a cat, I'd purr all over you. If I were a flower, I'd bloom just for you. If I were a superhero, I'd save you. I'm a disaster, but you're my kind of disaster. (Verse 3 - Miranda Noor): You're like a perfectly crafted piece of art. My heart is yours, all I want is a love that burns through the night. You're like a delicious pie, and my sweet tooth is craving you. Are you a unicorn? 'Cause you're pretty and awesome! (Verse 4 - Miranda Noor): If you were a movie, you'd be the best part. Are you a star? Because you light up my world. Do you have a superpower? Because I can't resist you. You make my heart race, I'm a little bit lost, in love with you. (Verse 5 - Miranda Noor): I've got a secret crush on you. I'm so into you. You're like a dream come true. My therapist said I need to love myself, and I'm loving you. (Verse 6 - Miranda Noor): My phone's out of battery, because I can't stop texting you. I'm out of words... but not feelings. Is your name Google? 'Cause you've got everything I'm searching for. You're like a warm hug, oh what a lovely treat. (Verse 7 - Miranda Noor): Are you a firework? Because I'm totally blown away by you. I could eat you right up. (Outro - Miranda Noor): (Sings with a slightly exasperated tone) These pickup lines are terrible, maybe that's why I like them. But one thing's for sure, my feelings are true.