[Verse 1] White coat Big grin Chart in his hand Dimples on ten Braces shine like chrome on a Benz He’s polishing smiles Turning heads again Drill bit parked He’s slick with the charm Laugh so loud Staff sound the alarm “Open up wide This won’t take long” Next thing you know You’re posing in his phone [Pre-Chorus] Every checkup feels like a runway Every hallway feels like a show Got you checking that reflection As you float out the door [Chorus] Brandon the orthodontist (ha!) Making teeth look wild and honest From crooked to camera-ready He’s making teeth sexy again (oh yeah) Line ’em up Shine ’em bright He’ll have that bite so right From brackets to wedding edits He’s making teeth sexy again [Verse 2] Nine a.m Chairside king Four p.m Greenside swing Locker full of “I’ll win this thing” Every friendly wager got a diamond ring Spends more on clubs than a small new town Custom grip Gold trim Lay it all down Never met a bet that he turned away “I’ll press that Double up We playin’ all day” (hey!) [Pre-Chorus] Twelve over But he’s still talkin’ “Last hole This one’s for it all” You should know when Brandon’s smilin’ He’s already won your wallet and your jaw [Chorus] Brandon the orthodontist Making teeth look wild and honest From crooked to camera-ready He’s making teeth sexy again (so fresh) On the green On the grind Stacks of cash Perfect lines From fairway to waiting room friends He’s making teeth sexy again [Bridge] Bet the birdie Bet the bogey (uh!) Bet the sunrise Bet the rain Bet your overbite and underbite He’ll fix it while he’s counting gains [Chorus] Brandon the orthodontist Making teeth look wild and honest From crooked to camera-ready He’s making teeth sexy again (sexy, sexy) Every swing Every smile He’s living extra Living styled From the course to the clinic he’s in He’s making teeth sexy again
